Slow, Sad, and Sapphic

About this episode

The episode discusses Eurovision entries from Portugal, Poland, Azerbaijan, and Switzerland, focusing on their chances of qualifying.

Join the gang this week as they give their hot takes on this year’s Eurovision entries from Portugal, Poland, Azerbaijan, and Switzerland! They’re all low in the odds but tune in to see which of them we think will qualify! Songs featured: Bandidos do Cante – Rosa Alicja – Pray Jiva – Just Go Veronica … Continue reading Slow, Sad, and Sapphic →

Topics covered

• Eurovision
• music commentary
• song analysis
• European music
• performing arts

Keywords

• Eurovision
• Portugal
• Poland
• Azerbaijan
• Switzerland
• music
• songs

Mentioned in this episode

Books & works: Eurovision, Bandidos do Cante, Pray, Just Go

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