If Twelve Vultures Can Lift A Canoe, I’m Running For Governor

About this episode

The episode explores various chaotic topics from animal ethics to governance while maintaining a humorous tone.

Send us Fan Mail Two friends sprint from a Harambe tattoo to building a no-tax ghost town, stopping to argue about deer cults, rainforest ethics, and whether vultures can lift a canoe. We laugh at chaos, question human cruelty, and end with rules for four-way stops and basic hygiene. • nostalgia versus instant access for kids • imagined animal control and deer leadership • do animals commit domestic violence • Olympics hot takes and ethical lines • rainforest discovery versus conservation tr...

People in this episode

Host: Stoner Babble

Topics covered

• humor
• animal ethics
• governance
• nostalgia
• chaos
• human behavior

Keywords

• vultures
• canoe
• deer cults
• ghost town
• Olympics
• rainforest
• hygiene
• nostalgia

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Olympics

Places: rainforest

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