S3E5 - My Burn Book is OOC

About this episode

Gretchen and Missy discuss a variety of topics including prison politics, wellness products, and childhood experiences in a chaotic and humorous manner.

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy discuss prison politics, tanning beds, Pokémon conventions, emotional support sound bowls, weird wellness products, terrifying parking lots, and the deeply unhinged contents of Gretchen’s Notes app burn book. The girls spiral through: • Why women can never relax alone in public • Pokémon collector culture • Whether tanning beds are making a comeback • Childhood books that were way too dark • The emotional devastation of school spirit weeks. Plus: • Oura Ring regret • Suspicious MLM encounters • Sports cards and gambling tendencies • Energy drink reviews • Pageant mom discussions • A surprisingly emotional conversation about raising kids who feel safe and confident in the world. Part therapy session, part sleepover chaos, part stand-up comedy. Welcome back to The Nut Farm.

People in this episode

Hosts: Gretchen, Missy

Topics covered

• prison politics
• wellness products
• Pokémon culture
• childhood books
• raising confident kids

Keywords

• prison politics
• tanning beds
• Pokémon conventions
• emotional support
• wellness products
• Oura Ring
• school spirit weeks
• pageant moms

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: MLM

Products: Oura Ring

Books & works: burn book

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