A Crustacean Nightmare

A Crustacean Nightmare

From The Say What! Podcast Big Pappa J by Big Pappa J say what! Podcast

July 5, 2026 · 1h 15m

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In this episode, Big Pappa J shares absurd stories and humorous insights on life, including a crustacean-themed horror tale and various overlooked talents.

Welcome back to another gloriously unhinged episode of the Say What! Podcast , where this week's title, A Crustacean Nightmare , refers not only to an underwater horror story… but, according to Big Pappa J, his own genitals. As always, we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week , tackling life's most pressing questions. Topics include stinging nettle butter, frozen milk, and the absolute worst (or best?) way to indecently "moleste" a female camel. Educational? Absolutely not. Memorable? Definitely. 🐪 Big Pappa J then returns to his favourite pastime — venting about married life with Lady P — before reminiscing about the time he almost ran himself over and sharing the unforgettable story of an Airbnb getaway that ended with pubes and chicken chow mein mysteriously left in the bedsheets. Five-star review pending. Next up is Things You Wish You Were Good At , where we celebrate life's overlooked talents, including yo-yoing, breakdancing, fire juggling, and the art of throwing a boomerang without embarrassing yourself. To round things off, we descend into the depths for an Underwater Nightclub , where Big Red the Lobster somehow ends up doing every job imaginable while…

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