The Say What! Podcast Big Pappa J

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Say What! Podcast, hosted by Big Pappa J and his loveable sidekick, The Notorious FA-TT.Yes, it’s back again — Thoughts of the Week — and yes, it’s somehow about food again. This time the Savoy Kid takes centre stage to demonstrate exactly what you can do with a cabbage and an oversized Maris Piper… all beautifully accompanied by the soothing sounds of Boney M played on the recorder. A true culinary and musical masterpiece.Next up is the brand-new round “Old Man Delight”, where we celebrate the simple pleasures in life: mugs, socks, power tools, and the unmatched joy of blasting a trick-or-treating child’s face with a 160-bar Kärcher jet washer. The little things really do matter.We round things off with Alternative TV Shows, where things take a bizarre turn. An embryo Pete Best makes a surprise appearance, and we meet Brush — a homeless dog-stroking enthusiast who’s hoping for a fiver. Sadly for him, Big Pappa J has other plans… namely spending it on scratch cards and inevitably falling into a five-year Scratch Card Loop.We hope you enjoy the episode, and please keep listening — because if there’s one promise we can make, it’s that we absolutely will not be getting any better.Love and respect as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️

Welcome back to another beautifully questionable instalment of A Day Out With…This week, we have the absolute honour of taking out an 80s icon — the one, the only… Gizmo.We treat the little legend to a wholesome day at Lakeside Shopping Centre, where we have breakfast, a fresh trim at Toni & Guy , and even a fitting for a made-to-measure tiny Rolex. Because if you’re an 80s superstar, you deserve the finer things in Essex.Sadly, things do take a turn. There’s an incident. His ears. A protein-packed broth. You’ll just have to listen.As always, this is a heart-warming tale of friendship, retail therapy and mild regret.Listen with caution… and possibly disappointment.Much love,BPJ & NFATT ❤️

Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” hosted by two middle aged idiots whilst under the influence of alcohol and what ever stimulates we they get their hands.On this mindless episode Big Pappa J takes us through his thoughts of the week which includes oversized birthday cards, spud peeling, high fiving and brain freezes.Things then get serious as the moaning begins as we discuss “things that give you anxiety” which somehow all focus’s around our wives, there is a half time intermission though as Big Pappa J does a sparkler parade mid point 🤷‍♂️Rather than keep it fun we then decide to moan about how expensive things are which includes coffee, Cinema’s and Harry’s Blades pie shop 🤦‍♂️.We finish off completely fucked with a dog on your face and then finding out the diet of Frank Butcher from Eastenders.Thanks for enduring this utter nonsense of a podcast.

It’s 2026, and as you’ll quickly discover, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT have made absolutely no New Year’s resolution to improve this podcast. If anything, the immaturity has doubled down.As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week, covering the important stuff — novelty holiday gifts, a nan aggressively flirting with deli counter staff while buying an oversized pork pie, and the burning question: is it acceptable to blow-dry your arsehole at a David Lloyd gym?Sadly, there are no classic rounds in this episode. Instead, you’re treated to the unfiltered ramblings of two fully grown idiots as we design the ultimate dream cabin — complete with a dartboard machine, punch bag machine, and a slow-mo camera dedicated entirely to capturing the majestic evolution of an erection.We hope you enjoy this absolute nonsense, and we promise to do better… because in 2026 our goal is simple: knock Joe Rogan off his throne and become the number one podcast on the planet.Love and respect as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️❤️

Hello again… we’re back in the New Year with a bang!(Although full transparency — this was recorded in November 2024 and we simply couldn’t be bothered to release it at the time.)As always, expect the usual rubbish as we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, tackling hard-hitting topics like the sad disappearance of the shopping catalogue and what we’d wear if we were high-end drug dealers.From there, things escalate quickly as we discuss a sloth’s new job at Disneyland, debate Toast vs Bread and then trial a brand-new segment called Parallel TV Shows. This is where we attempt to guess what TV programmes are about without knowing anything about them — including our wildly inaccurate take on Homes Under the Hammer.We wrap things up with a deep dive into an island overrun by spiders, puppies, and slags — because obviously that’s where the conversation was always heading.Love and respect always,BPJ & NFATT xx

It’s 2026, and as you’ll quickly discover, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT have made absolutely no New Year’s resolution to improve this podcast. If anything, the immaturity has doubled down.As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week, covering the important stuff — novelty holiday gifts, a nan aggressively flirting with deli counter staff while buying an oversized pork pie, and the burning question: is it acceptable to blow-dry your arsehole at a David Lloyd gym?Sadly, there are no classic rounds in this episode. Instead, you’re treated to the unfiltered ramblings of two fully grown idiots as we design the ultimate dream cabin — complete with a dartboard machine, punch bag machine, and a slow-mo camera dedicated entirely to capturing the majestic evolution of an erection.We hope you enjoy this absolute nonsense, and we promise to do better… because in 2026 our goal is simple: knock Joe Rogan off his throne and become the number one podcast on the planet.Love and respect as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️❤️