Alan's Polaroid ( Part 1 )

Alan's Polaroid ( Part 1 )

From The Say What! Podcast Big Pappa J by Big Pappa J say what! Podcast

May 26, 2026 · 1h 26m

About this episode

The episode features humorous discussions on absurd topics with returning guests Dirty Boy and Lady P.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Say What! Podcast , joined by returning legends Dirty Boy & Lady P. As always, Thoughts of the Week immediately sends the podcast spiralling into chaos, as we question whether expensive 3-ply toilet paper is really necessary when a bag of Salt & Vinegar Walkers could technically do the same job. We also tackle the important issues — can you actually sunburn your arsehole, and what would happen if Wes Craven decided to reboot a wholesome nature documentary? Next up is the Poster Round , featuring a bizarre collection that somehow includes Madonna, Where’s Wally, and a fish & chip shop sign that definitely isn’t a tasting menu. In Part 2, nostalgia kicks in as we discuss what lived on your childhood shelves, alongside topics nobody requested including wank-stained bedsheets and the deeply unsettling concept of dwarf wallpaper. Then comes the legendary Big Nob / Small Nob round, where we discover who’s apparently carrying around a third boxing glove, before wrapping things up with Dirty Boy revealing his ultimate dream career — becoming a call operator for an Australian bank. A true ambition for the ages. We hope you enjoy…

People in this episode

Host: Big Pappa J

Guests: Dirty Boy, Lady P

Topics covered

  • comedy
  • nostalgia
  • absurd questions
  • childhood memories
  • bizarre collections
  • humor

Keywords

  • comedy podcast
  • absurd humor
  • nostalgia
  • childhood
  • bizarre topics
  • 3-ply toilet paper
  • Wes Craven

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Australian bank

Products: 3-ply toilet paper, Salt & Vinegar Walkers

Books & works: nature documentary

Places: fish & chip shop

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