Ducks, Koi Carp and A Very Angry 16-Year-Old!

Ducks, Koi Carp and A Very Angry 16-Year-Old!

From The Therapy Crouch by Tall or Nothing

June 10, 2026 · 43 min

About this episode

In this episode, Abbey shares a traumatic parking incident while Pete introduces their new Koi Carp and ducklings amidst a house move.

Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer. In today’s episode, Abbey recounts what can only be described as the most traumatic parking incident in Everyman Cinema history. Let’s just say a 16-year-old staff member and a "barricade" of cars left her in actual tears. Meanwhile, Pete has bypassed the butcher and come home with live Koi Carp and a brood of ducklings. We introduce you to Bob, Pip, and the rest of the gang—plus, we dive into your "Weekly Whines," including a bottomless brunch disaster and a fan confession that proves Pete’s "accidental sex appeal" is still going strong. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 – The long-distance relationship struggle begins 02:00 – Dream home or logistical nightmare? 0 04:52 – Abbey’s Weekly Whine: The Everyman Cinema Barricade 🚗 07:40 – Pete vs. The 16-Year-Old "Bully" 11:42 – The Big Reveal: Pete’s new Koi Carp and Ducks 🦆 14:48 – Meeting Bob the Duckling (Live on the pod!) 17:15 – Audience Whine: The…

People in this episode

Hosts: Abbey, Pete

Topics covered

  • house move
  • parenting
  • comedy
  • relationships
  • pets
  • audience interaction

Keywords

  • Koi Carp
  • ducklings
  • Everyman Cinema
  • parking incident
  • Weekly Whines

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Everyman Cinema

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