
The Therapy Crouch
by Tall or Nothing
Is this your podcast?Tall or Nothing is the independent podcast creator behind "The Therapy Crouch," a podcast hosted by the well-known couple Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. They are recognized for their engaging personalities and openness about their life expe…
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Abbey Grills Pete For Leaving Her Out Of The Podcast Awards! | Ask Me Anything
Oct 15, 2026
15m 32s
“Only 20 Summers Left?!” Abbey & Pete Tackle Ageing Fears, Tech Neck & Gold Diggers
Oct 13, 2026
47m 32s
"You’re Skipping Our Anniversary?!” Peter & Abbey Debate GTA & Wild Gamer Obsessions | AMA
Oct 8, 2026
23m 10s
How To Distract Your Wife To Get What You Want & The Human Chin Rest Dilemma!
Oct 6, 2026
54m 07s
“You Can Shove Your Romance!” Peter and Abbey Crouch React to Wild Listener Questions
Oct 1, 2026
24m 27s
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| 10/15/26 | Abbey Grills Pete For Leaving Her Out Of The Podcast Awards! | Ask Me Anything | On this AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your most pressing questions, starting with Pete awkwardly explaining why Abbey didn't get an enthusiastic invite to his upcoming podcast awards night. Between wardrobe disputes and chaotic rental living, the pair unpack the unfiltered reality of marriage when life gets messy.The debate moves straight into home renovations and whether living amongst dust, storage units, and builders at 7am completely destroys romance—with Abbey giving a brutally honest answer on what happens to the bedroom spark. Plus, the two go head-to-head on who is truly reckless with money: Pete's massive fun budgets or Abbey's uncompromising obsession with luxury kitchen ovens.Elsewhere, Pete and Abbey look back at their vow renewal on a private island, debate taking on The Traitors or Celebrity SAS, and sort out what Pete should wear to pick up an award.If you want to submit a question to our next AMA - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1B-c3yvC-4Ew3H1nJc5fD-5d3X9JbK7L2mN1oP0qR8s/viewform00:00 - Pete's "Un-Invite" to the Awards01:46 - Can Pete Win Without Abbey?03:45 - Pete & Abbey on The Traitors?05:20 - Celebrity SAS & Wayne Bridge06:43 - TV Show Betrayals07:06 - Topless Island Vow Renewal09:00 - Counting Down to 20 Years09:42 - Renovation Blues & Greg the Builder10:13 - Did the Building Site Kill the Spark?11:00 - Living Out of Storage Boxes11:58 - Who's More Reckless With Money?12:51 - Clothes Shopping vs. £8K on Guinness13:22 - Abbey's Dream Kitchen & Meal Inspo14:22 - Pete's Black-Tie DilemmaTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | 15m 32s | ||||||
| 10/13/26 | “Only 20 Summers Left?!” Abbey & Pete Tackle Ageing Fears, Tech Neck & Gold Diggers | We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!This week, Pete and Abbey dive into the sobering realisation of getting older, from realising we only have "20 summers left" to Pete officially banning Abbey from his car after driveway parking chaos and a trashed centre console. Plus, Gaz reveals the time he wore skin-tight long johns into an office job for weeks on end.The gang explore how our habits evolve with age, debating tech neck, whether looking through Country Living magazine is the ultimate sign of middle age, and why Abbey refused to let Pete attend the new house meeting.We also look back at Abbey's school days drawing fake Calvin Klein logos on her clothes, Pete's dream year at Liverpool, and tackle an Agony Ab dilemma from a man who pretended to be broke on date one and has now trapped himself in a "prison of thrift" at Wetherspoons.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 - Back in the Barn & Dalek Chairs02:13 - The 20 Summers Left Panic04:10 - Do You Fancy Older People?06:22 - Pete's Questionable Early Fashion07:46 - Wearing Long Johns To Work09:21 - Writing Letters Over Parking Fines12:25 - Tech Neck & The Phone Finger16:08 - Why Pete Is Banned From Abbey's Car18:52 - What’s in Abbey’s Centre Console?33:38 - Hand-Drawn Calvin Kleins & First Dates36:05 - Time Travel & Woodstock38:56 - Pete's Liverpool Peak Year41:35 - Agony Abs: My Girlfriend's Sound Bath Cult46:21 - Agony Abs: Trapped in a Prison of Thrift48:40 - Dad’s Polite AI TextsTo contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4DbgEp:196 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | 47m 32s | ||||||
| 10/8/26 | "You’re Skipping Our Anniversary?!” Peter & Abbey Debate GTA & Wild Gamer Obsessions | AMA | We're back in the barn for another Therapy Crouch AMA!Abbey and Pete kick things off unpacking Abbey’s marathon seven-hour phone calls investigating whether Noah’s Ark has actually been uncovered and why you shouldn't touch an alien. Pete also reveals why he’s forced to hide in the kids' bedrooms just to get half an hour of peace, only to be accused of leading a double life over some simple morning doorway stretches.The great gaming debate takes centre stage as Pete admits the moment his gaming career was brutally cut short after locking Abbey outside in the cold for two hours while wearing a headset. This leads into an unforgettable listener debate on whether it's ever acceptable to cancel a 15-year wedding anniversary dinner just to play the biggest video game release of the decade.Elsewhere, we hear about disastrous Pilates attempts on the reformer, the agony of pulled adductors, and a stomach-churning AMA straight from the dance floor of an Ibiza beach club involving frozen margaritas and very questionable hygiene.Submit your questions for the next AMA here!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true00:00 - Indian Summer & Noah's Ark 01:48 - Abbey's Alien Conspiracy Theories 04:35 - Pete's Bedroom Escape Tactics 05:42 - ChatGPT Tarot Card Readings 07:13 - Agony Abs: The Sticky Ibiza Dance Floor 08:43 - Ron Burgundy & Inbetweeners Nostalgia 10:35 - Agony Abs: The Humiliating Couples Pilates Bet 12:20 - Pete’s Diplodocus Back Stretches 14:18 - Abbey Accuses Pete of Having an Affair 15:34 - Agony Abs: Cancelling Our Anniversary for GTA? 17:21 - The Ultimate Gaming vs Relationship Debate 20:33 - Abbey's Secret Addiction to Mobile Games 21:05 - The Day Pete Locked Abbey Out for Call of Duty 22:34 - Retro Gaming & Donkey Kong MemoriesTo contact us: Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | 23m 10s | ||||||
| 10/6/26 | How To Distract Your Wife To Get What You Want & The Human Chin Rest Dilemma! | We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! This week, Abbey is giving Pete’s face a full MOT (flaming wax balls included), while Pete defends his pool-side grunting while lifting 5kg pink dumbbells. The pair also debate the irresistible male urge to give a "happy slap" when walking past your partner, the perils of the "sweaty chin rest" hug, and Abbey’s pregnant school run delayed by a curry chip barm. We’re also settling the ultimate UK debate: The World Cup of North vs. South! From Greggs vs. Gail’s to The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones, battle lines are drawn.Plus, Pete shares his "subtle art of distraction" for getting his dream golf hole past Abbey. We hear about the kids meeting Lamine Yamal, the England squad and Agony Abs tackles a chilling turf war over a fridge's ice dispenser.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/editZoe Ball in the Afternoon, weekdays from 1pm, only on Greatest Hits Radio! You can listen wherever you listen to Greatest Hits Radio, on your radio, on the Rayo app or ask your smart-speaker to “Play” Greatest Hits Radio.00:00 Intro & Skincare Routines 03:09 Harvest Festival & Supermarket Food Banks 05:01 The Pink Hat & House Renovations 07:48 Attempting Different Accents 10:52 The "Golf Hole" & Art of Distraction 14:22 Gym Grunts 16:33 The "Chin Rest" Relationship Dilemma 24:42 Hilarious AI Cover Songs 25:10 North vs. South Debate: Greggs vs. Gail's 28:16 North vs. South Debate: Tea vs. Dinner 29:59 North vs. South Debate: Chippy Tea & Curry Sauce 32:42 Meeting Lamine Yamal & Harry Kane 36:38 North vs. South Debate: The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones 40:21 North vs. South Debate: Big Nights Out 43:45 North vs. South Debate: Sunday Roasts & Gravy 46:55 European Nights at Anfield 49:21 Kitten Heels & Stretchy Fashion 50:37 The Fridge Ice Dispenser Argument To contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4DbgEp:195 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | 54m 07s | ||||||
| 10/1/26 | “You Can Shove Your Romance!” Peter and Abbey Crouch React to Wild Listener Questions | Welcome back to a special Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch!This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are recording in style from London’s Corinthia Hotel. The gang kick things off with a debate over spa days, why Abbey would rather see the coving guy than go on date night, hungover spooning styles, and an awkward run-in with Frank Skinner.Then it’s straight into listener dilemmas: Pete faces an impossible round of "Marry, Shag, Avoid", the group build a playlist out of their own names, and a listener writes in with a massive family feud over naming their baby after a grandparent "Mildred". Plus, Abbey and Pete put £1,000 on the line for charity in a heated VAR playback bet!00:00 Welcome to the Corinthia Hotel AMA!01:09 Date Night Rejections & Abbey’s Coving Obsession03:24 Ice Cube Snobs & Weekly Whines05:04 The Spooning Debate: Jetpack Joe & Mountain Bikes07:22 Frank Skinner Encounters & Awkward Stare-Offs09:47 Listener Question: Marry, Shag, Avoid13:28 The Alphabet Name Music Game (Prince, Phil Collins & Bob Sinclar)16:29 Agony Abs: The "Mildred" Baby Name Dilemma18:40 VAR REPLAY POINT!19:27 The £100 Charity Bet19:57 Tall Kid Names & Why We’re Losing the Name "Gary"23:42 Wrap Up & Final ThoughtsTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | 24m 27s | ||||||
| 9/29/26 | Wayne & Coleen Rooney on 18 Years Together, Family & The Truth About Abbey’s Past! | Welcome back to a very special episode of The Therapy Crouch!This week, Abbey and Peter are joined by the iconic Coleen and Wayne Rooney! From growing up together in Liverpool and navigating massive media storms as teenagers, to raising four football-mad boys and filming their brand-new Disney+ series The Real Rooneys, Wayne and Coleen hold nothing back.Wayne opens up about the emotional wobble of stepping away from management, why he snubbed Washington DC (and stole Pete’s transfer!), and getting lost in disguise at Glastonbury. Plus, childhood secrets are revealed, including the time Wayne threw a McDonald's milkshake at Abbey and the gang help a listener facing a safeguarding crisis over a rogue nursery game of "The Shabba"!00:32 Intro & Filming the Family Show: Adjusting to cameras in the house03:52 Growing Up in the Spotlight: Dealing with early fame at 1605:08 Kai's GCSE Results & Testing His Spanish on Taxi Drivers07:30 Diabolical Noughties Press & Framed Tabloid Headlines09:03 Wayne's Career Wobble: Finding a new routine after management11:30 Academy Football Reality: Dealing with getting released from Everton13:42 Match of the Day Pressures & Reviewing the World Cup Halftime Show17:51 Fashion Crimes: Gianni Infantino's trainers & the socks-down trend19:19 Coleen's Primark Collaboration & Balancing Work with Motherhood21:13 The Silent Treatment & Wayne's Infamous Scottish Golf Trip23:39 Returning to Management & School Bag Chaos in the Boot27:21 No More Babies: Wayne Gets the Snip29:15 Keeping it Grounded: Two Kids from Croxteth32:03 Listener Q: How to Spend a Day Not Being Famous34:45 Matching Christmas Pyjamas & Ruining Karaoke in Washington DC37:44 Agony Aunt: A Nursery "Shabble" Safeguarding Crisis41:02 Listener Q: Ibiza Mini-Moons & Sleeping for 24 Hours in VegasTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | 44m 00s | ||||||
| 9/24/26 | “That Is Unforgivable!” Abbey & Peter Tackle Shocking Wedding Drama & Affair Secrets. | This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are tackling your wildest listener dilemmas and questions! From Gaz’s terrifying sleep paralysis and Abbey's bizarre tap water theories to whether you can ever forgive a best friend using you as an affair cover-up, nothing is off the table. Plus, Abbey and Pete weigh in on the ultimate wedding sin: What to do when your mother-in-law buys a white dress for your big day.Submit your questions for the next AMA here!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true00:00 Welcome to the Therapy Crouch AMA!00:45 Gaz’s Sleep Paralysis & Pete’s Hormone Theories04:20 Pete & Abbey’s Sleeping Habits07:35 Weekly Whines: Pete’s England vs Spain Tickets09:59 Question 1: Mother-in-Law Wearing White to the Wedding?!12:00 Ivory, Rhino Horns & Keratin Debate14:24 Listener Love: Coping with Separation Anxiety16:55 Question 2: Breaking Up with a Friend After Affair Cover-Up20:06 Question 3: Scoring a Sunday League Worldie with No Cameras21:05 Pete’s Lost Bicycle Kicks & CCTV Trick Shots24:05 Wrap Up & Final ThoughtsTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | 25m 22s | ||||||
| 9/22/26 | What Actually Happened?!” Abbey and Peter Crouch REVEAL Mallorca Wedding Drama! | On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exhausted, voice-less, and straight back from the wedding of the century in Mallorca for Abbey’s sister Elle and Scott! Pete makes the dangerous admission that it might have been better than their own wedding, before breaking down how the entire UK airspace shutdown almost left the groom without a suit!In this week’s listener dilemmas, we hear about child-free wedding rules being broken by feral nephews, a mortified mum whose six-year-old took her bedside intimates to a park playdate, and a couple living a 10-month lie after spending their Thailand honeymoon fund on a broken boiler.Plus, Pete and Abbey take on the great TV volume war, debate cringe choreographed first dances, and reveal why their own trip to Thailand lasted exactly 24 hours!If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 – Intro & Recapping the Mallorca Wedding 05:25 – Wine & Shine: The Karaoke / "Shallow" Habit 08:00 – Liberty's Song & Family Moments 10:08 – Listener Wine: Child-Free Wedding Dilemma 12:53 – Travel Chaos: UK Airspace Grounded 15:00 – Bedroom Toy Mishap 16:13 – Podcast Feedback: Dublin Hen Do & Irish Singalongs 19:04 – TV Volume Wars: Action Scenes vs. Quiet Dialogue 21:58 – Hotel Room Service & The German Green Mile 23:07 – Wedding Details: The Dress & Setting 27:43 – Speeches & Reception Highlights 30:16 – Pete Stripped to the Waist on the Dancefloor 31:53 – Suit Drama & Day Two Beach Club 33:53 – The Wedding Facts Pub Quiz 38:07 – Advice: The Choreographed First Dance 41:40 – Advice: Spent the Honeymoon Fund on a Boiler 43:30 – Monsoon Disaster in ThailandTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | 45m 03s | ||||||
| 9/17/26 | “Never Say That In Bed!” Abbey and Peter REACT To The Wild Fulham Trend! | On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in the barn diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete and Abbey sharing wedding panic as Jack demands a Phil Foden zigzag buzz cut with Wayfarers for his tux, and Pete revealing his romantic, candle-lit Ibiza proposal while Abbey sat in wet hair and pyjamas!In this week’s listener questions, a listener is left spiralling after her boyfriend muttered "I love you" for the first time completely asleep in bed, sparking a fierce debate between Pete and Abbey on whether unconscious confessions count, saying the L-word on Day Three, and Abbey's unromantic text blunder: "I love you" VS "I'm at the gate!"Plus, Pete and Abbey continue the debate whether getting older means all the "firsts" in life are done, Abbey claims her crown as the household kissing expert, and the guys react in absolute horror to the viral "Up The Fulham" audio craze!Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true00:00 Introduction & Barn Shenanigans01:15 No-Kid Weddings & Jack’s Phil Foden Haircut05:52 Listener AMA: He Said "I Love You" In His Sleep!07:05 Public Proposals & Pete’s Candlelit Ibiza Story11:00 Pete’s Romantic Text vs Abbey’s "I’m At The Gate"13:10 Saying The L-Word Too Soon & Reality TV Love15:50 Are All The Good "Firsts" In Life Over At 40?21:10 Who Is The Real Kissing Expert?21:50 The Viral "Up The Fulham" Bedroom Audio ReactionTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | 25m 06s | ||||||
| 9/15/26 | “The Real Reason Couples Split!” Kate Daly on The Silent Signs Of Divorce! | In this episode, Kate breaks down the silent warning signs that a relationship is in trouble, whether staying together "just for the kids" actually works, and how couples can navigate difficult separations and co-parenting without descending into total warfare.Plus, Pete and Abbey quiz Kate on prenups, the biggest financial mistakes people make when separating, how to tell the difference between a normal rough patch and the end of the road, and what it takes to rebuild your life after divorce!Warning: This episode discusses mental health and suicide. Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true00:00 Introduction & Bizarre Divorce Facts 06:13 Introducing Kate Daly & What Is Amicable? 11:15 Talking Money & Abbey on Dating a Footballer 17:50 Common-Law Myths & High-Stakes Divorce Stories 24:15 Prenups, Postnups & Fixing the Legal System 31:18 Taking the Legal Establishment to Court 38:21 Child Custody & Shared Parenting Realities 43:17 Pete & Abbey Take the Relationship Quiz 52:23 21 Years Together & Destigmatizing DivorceTo contact us: Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | 1h 01m 26s | ||||||
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| 9/3/26 | engagement secretsfriendship dynamics+3 | — | — | — | engagementfriendship+3 | — | 29m 03s | ||
| 9/1/26 | hen doNashville+4 | Liam | PC Sawgrass | NashvilleLeeds | hen doNashville+5 | — | 54m 25s | ||
| 8/27/26 | bedroom confidencedirty talk+5 | — | — | — | bedroom confessionsrelationship advice+5 | — | 34m 01s | ||
| 8/25/26 | hen dotattoos+4 | — | £1.7 million bath | Nashville | Nashvillehen do+5 | — | 49m 43s | ||
| 8/20/26 | wine tastingfood pairing+3 | Liberty | — | — | wine tastingfood pairing+3 | — | 32m 23s | ||
| 8/18/26 | celebrity encountersfriendship stories+3 | Liberty | — | — | Ed SheeranLeonardo DiCaprio+3 | — | 43m 00s | ||
| 8/13/26 | holiday meltdownspuppy fever+3 | Kaz | — | — | holidaymeltdown+4 | — | 20m 58s | ||
| 8/11/26 | workplace romanceparenting advice+4 | — | — | — | workplace affairconfidence+4 | — | 53m 45s | ||
| 8/6/26 | Underwear Emergencies, Wedding Dramas and Office Scandals | Ask Me Anything! | On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back as they dive straight into some hilarious home wardrobe malfunctions, missing underwear mysteries, and getting back on the health wagon. Peter reveals why he's ditching the tight Calvins, and the pair debate the age-old question: what makes a glute truly solid? In the Agony Abs, we tackle a sticky bridesmaid situation where a listener is being asked to pay for everything, and a best man facing an ultimate dilemma after a wild night involving a traffic cone in Prague! Plus, in a workplace AMA, we try to solve a full-blown Secret Santa mystery featuring a can of Lynx Africa and a furious boss! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction03:07 The Great Underwear Mystery05:51 Getting On The Health Wagon09:28 Bridesmaid Fees Breakdown13:17 The Prague Traffic Cone Incident16:17 AMA: The Lynx Africa Secret Santa Scandal21:40 Paintball Revenge StoriesTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | 24m 18s | ||||||
| 8/4/26 | Garage Living, Hamptons Karaoke & Is Sunbathing Face Down An ICK?! | On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back in the UK—squatting in their own garage amidst full-blown house renovation chaos! The sun is shining, the garden veg is thriving, but Pete’s weekly whine is off to a rocky start thanks to hay fever, pond-side seating, and heatwaves. Pete opens up about getting stitched up in the Hamptons when he traded doing his famous robot dance for making Abbey sing Lady Gaga’s Shallow completely sober in front of 200 people! Meanwhile, the guys discuss restaurant etiquette—specifically, whether you’ve ever had the guts to send a bottle of wine back after a sommelier incident involving sulfur notes and raw cabbage. In this week's Weekly Whines, we hear from a listener worried he’s turning "too femme" for his wife after getting the ICK for sunbathing face down, ordering a 'Pink Innocence' mocktail in a massive fishbowl, and getting heavily into yoga and meditation. Plus, Abbey and Pete kick off their epic 90s vs 2020s Nostalgia Battle! From Panda Pops vs Prime, WKD & Bacardi Breezers vs Espresso Martinis, to Gladiators vs Love Island, and buying physical CDs vs hijacking each other's Spotify accounts—we settle what was truly elite. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction & Garage Life 02:55 Hamptons Karaoke Embarrassment 08:37 Sending Wine Back: Cabbage & Sewage 10:37 ChatGPT & AI Diet Plans 14:45 Weekly Whine: The "Pink Innocence" Ick 22:15 House Renovations & TV Wall Disputes 26:05 US vs UK Tipping Culture 28:07 America's Plastic Problem 31:32 90s vs 2020s: Panda Pops vs Prime 33:29 Pete’s Isle of Wight Dance Competition Lie 36:54 90s vs 2020s: Breezers, WKD & 0% Lagers 43:09 Gladiators vs Love Island 45:03 CDs & Lyric Booklets vs Spotify 47:59 Abbey's Portugal "Leaking" IncidentTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | 48m 59s | ||||||
| 7/30/26 | The Story We Probably Shouldn't Have Read... | On today's AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions, and as always, the conversation heads in some very unexpected directions.From Peter looking back on his experience at the World Cup Final and the chaos of the half-time show, to a chat about celebrity encounters, family life and some surprisingly competitive households, there's plenty of laughs along the way. The pair also dive into your questions on AI, whether technology is making life easier or a little bit scarier, before somehow ending up discussing relationships, keeping the spark alive and some very questionable bedroom advice.As always, nothing is off limits in this week's AMA, with honest opinions, ridiculous stories and plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos.If you'd like to submit a question for a future AMA, hit the link below.https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit#AD - If AutoSergei took care of your life admin and handed you back a whole day of me-time, how would you spend it? ⏳👇Searching for a credit card can feel like a nightmare, with so many options and no obvious place to start. That’s where AutoSergei from Compare the Market comes in, it makes money more simples by highlighting cards based on what you’re after.Compare the Market. The simples way to save.00:00 Introduction00:40 World Cup Final Debrief03:20 The Half-Time Show05:10 Behind The Scenes Stories09:30 Sponsor Break10:36 Celebrity Encounters & TV13:30 Biggest Life Achievements15:10 Competitive Families17:20 Is AI Taking Over?18:30 Modern Relationships21:15 Keeping The Spark Alive23:50 Listener Questions & Final LaughsTo contact us:Email:[email protected]:https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok:https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite:https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | 26m 07s | ||||||
| 7/28/26 | America Shocked Peter & Abbey... We Couldn't Believe It! | On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined for another hilarious chat as they dive into the emotional rollercoaster of parenting, from the kids' dramatic new haircuts to realising they're picking up more Scouse than ever before.The gang also discuss bizarre sleep talking, Peter opens up about dealing with nasal polyps during his football career, and the surprising realities of being best man at a wedding. Later on, the conversation turns to smart homes, whether technology is making family life easier or harder, and the culture shocks of travelling around America, from enormous food portions to tipping etiquette.As always, there's plenty of laughs, relatable parenting moments and honest conversations along the way.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction02:20 The Kids' New Haircuts10:50 They've Gone Full Scouse17:00 Sleep Talking Confessions18:15 Peter Opens Up About Polyps24:40 Why Being Best Man Is So Hard32:05 Are Smart Homes Worth It?34:00 Kids, Phones & Old School Games38:30 American Culture Shocks40:55 US Food Portions & Tipping Debate53:30 What We'll Talk About Next WeekTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | 56m 33s | ||||||
| 7/23/26 | Abbey Calls Out Peter's Labour Behaviour, Naked Mishaps and Are Men More Vain Than Women? | On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in New York for another chaotic Ask Me Anything, and this week's questions spark conversations that go absolutely everywhere.The pair kick things off by joking about being reunited after travelling, with Abbey admitting she's officially decided she can't cope with single parenting, while Peter cheekily negotiates a "week on, week off" arrangement.One listener asks Abbey for advice ahead of giving birth, leading to an honest chat about their own labour experiences, planned inductions, epidurals and the one thing Peter kept doing that drove Abbey absolutely mad while she was stuck in hospital. Peter also attempts to explain oxytocin... with predictably disastrous results.Elsewhere, the pair react to one of the funniest listener confessions yet, involving a very drunk son, the wrong bedroom and an unforgettable wake-up call that had everyone in stitches.Plus, Abbey and Peter weigh in on whether having loads of mirrors in your bedroom is a genuine relationship red flag, debate whether men are actually more vain than women, and Abbey exposes Peter's bizarre habit of practising his golf swing completely naked after getting out of the shower.If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD...00:00 - Welcome back to another NYC Ask Me Anything00:35 - Abbey admits she doesn't want to be a single parent01:02 - Peter jokes about week-on, week-off parenting01:38 - Listener asks Abbey for labour and birth advice02:20 - C-section vs natural birth and preparing for labour02:52 - Peter completely misunderstands oxytocin03:24 - Did Peter help... or annoy Abbey during labour?03:40 - Why all of their births were carefully planned04:12 - Abbey explains why football dictated delivery dates04:34 - Peter's biggest labour wind-up revealed05:06 - Nando's, pizza and making a starving Abbey jealous05:28 - Peter praises Abbey after giving birth06:12 - Would Abbey have another baby?06:34 - Sienna Miller, older mums and Rice Krispies jokes06:46 - Listener's hilarious drunk son confession07:05 - Climbing into mum's bed completely naked07:32 - The missing phone makes the story even worse08:13 - Abbey and Peter react to the unbelievable confession08:52 - Is having loads of bedroom mirrors a red flag?09:18 - How long is too long to stare at yourself?09:46 - Abbey admits her brother loves his reflection10:10 - Are men actually more vain than women?10:41 - Love Island, gym culture and mirror habits11:00 - Peter's hilarious opinion of himself11:15 - Abbey exposes Peter's naked golf swing routineTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: / thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: / thetherapycrouch Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peter / petercrouch For more from Abbey / abbeyclancy Our clips channel / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. | 12m 26s | ||||||
| 7/21/26 | travel mishapslong-distance relationships+4 | — | The 1975 | New YorkEngland+1 | ESTA mistakeairport disaster+5 | — | 24m 55s | ||
| 7/16/26 | family holidaycomedy moments+3 | — | — | Portugal | AbbeyPeter+5 | — | 38m 05s | ||
| 7/13/26 | updateFIFA World Cup+3 | — | The Therapy Crouch | England | podcast updateFIFA World Cup+3 | — | — | ||
| 7/9/26 | relationshipsfriendship+4 | — | — | LAPortugal | friendshipdrunken stories+5 | — | 24m 53s | ||
| 7/7/26 | long distance relationshipsparenting challenges+5 | — | — | Los AngelesPortugal+3 | long distanceparenting+7 | — | 36m 11s | ||
| 7/2/26 | long distance relationshipsparenting+4 | — | — | — | long distanceparenting guilt+3 | — | 25m 49s | ||
| 6/30/26 | long-distance relationshipsAITA stories+4 | — | — | LAPortugal | long-distanceAITA+4 | — | 43m 12s | ||
| 6/25/26 | long distance relationshipsparenting+4 | — | — | PortugalLeeds+3 | long distancecomfort knickers+4 | — | 23m 52s | ||
| 6/23/26 | Father's Daypet fostering+4 | — | — | PortugalLA | Father's Daykittens+3 | — | 41m 14s | ||
| 6/19/26 | long distance relationshipsWorld Cup+4 | — | — | Portugal | long distanceWorld Cup+4 | — | 44m 59s | ||
| 6/11/26 | AMArestaurant etiquette+4 | — | — | — | dinner invitationawkward stories+3 | — | 25m 29s | ||
| 6/10/26 | house moveparenting+4 | — | Everyman Cinema | — | Koi Carpducklings+3 | — | 43m 18s | ||
| 6/4/26 | AMAfootball+3 | — | — | — | AMAfootball+3 | — | 26m 18s | ||
| 6/2/26 | relationship boundariesstag dos+4 | — | The Therapy Crouch | — | stag dorelationship boundaries+5 | — | 36m 28s | ||
| 5/28/26 | movie rolesfootball knowledge+4 | Abbey | Arctic MonkeysTUI | — | AbbeyPeter+5 | — | 28m 07s | ||
| 5/26/26 | podcast habitsrelationship dilemmas+4 | — | — | — | podcastrelationships+6 | — | 47m 48s | ||
| 5/21/26 | Ask Me Anythingfamily life+5 | — | GCSE | Portugalhome | dogsstep-parenting+5 | — | 22m 13s | ||
| 5/19/26 | tennisrelationship tension+4 | — | OasisDesert Island albums | — | tennis disasterrelationship icks+3 | — | 53m 33s | ||
| 5/14/26 | AMApodcast moments+4 | — | — | — | therapypodcast+8 | — | 13m 42s | ||
| 5/12/26 | conspiracy theoriesFlat Earth+4 | — | — | — | conspiracy theoriesFlat Earth+4 | — | 49m 38s | ||
| 5/7/26 | home designrelationships+3 | Abbey Clancy | — | — | home stylekitchen colors+3 | — | 25m 39s | ||
| 5/5/26 | relationshipsbreakups+4 | — | — | Portugalairport+1 | relationshipsbreakup advice+3 | — | 47m 57s | ||
| 4/30/26 | food abroadmoving house+4 | — | The Therapy CrouchEaster Bunny+3 | — | food abroadmoving house+3 | — | 19m 35s | ||
| 4/28/26 | family holidaysports+4 | LanaJeanette | — | PortugalLiverpool | holidaysports+6 | — | 54m 57s | ||
| 4/23/26 | parentingfamily life+4 | — | — | Portugal | Portugalparenting+5 | — | 25m 11s | ||
| 4/21/26 | relationshipsparenting+5 | — | Calm | — | relationshipsparenting+5 | — | 39m 59s | ||
| 4/16/26 | cheatingrelationships+5 | — | — | Rio | cheatingrelationships+5 | — | 31m 41s | ||
| 4/14/26 | podcastingrelationship advice+3 | MollyTom | NearlyWedsLove Island | — | podcastLove Island+3 | — | 52m 35s | ||
| 4/9/26 | relationshipsbody count+4 | Abbey Clancy | — | — | body countrelationships+4 | — | 22m 24s | ||
| 4/7/26 | lovefamily+4 | Peter AndreDr. Emily Andre | Mysterious GirlLegacy | — | Peter AndreDr. Emily Andre+5 | — | 56m 54s | ||
| 4/2/26 | relationship adviceparenting+3 | — | — | — | relationship regretswedding chaos+3 | — | 18m 54s | ||
| 3/31/26 | relationship icksdating in 2026+3 | Abbey ClancyPeter Crouch | — | — | relationship adviceicks+4 | — | 53m 43s | ||
| 3/26/26 | relationship dynamicstracking partners+4 | Abbey ClancyPeter Crouch | — | — | tracking partnerrelationship advice+5 | — | 17m 49s | ||
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Tall or Nothing is the independent podcast creator behind "The Therapy Crouch," a podcast hosted by the well-known couple Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. They are recognized for their engaging personalities and openness about their life experiences, particularly within the realms of relationships and family. The podcast stands out for its candid exploration of the complexities of modern relationships, blending humor with heartfelt discussions. Each episode invites listeners into a "safe space" where no topic is off-limits, covering everything from parenting challenges to societal norms, all while encouraging laughter amidst the trials and tribulations of everyday life. Listeners of "The Therapy Crouch" are drawn in by the relatable content and the hosts' authentic storytelling, finding value in the shared experiences and comedic relief. With over 250,000 listeners, the podcast effectively resonates with those navigating similar family and relationship dynamics, creating a sense of community and support.
By the numbers
- Total followers: 118K
- Total plays: 21M
- Total reviews: 90
Platforms
TuneIn
- Followers: 210
Castbox
- Followers: 19K
- Plays: 640K
- Reviews: 18
YouTube
- Subscribers: 98K
- Views: 20M
- Videos: 703
Podcast App
- Followers: 223
- Reviews: 72
Podcast Republic
- Followers: 342
Find them online
Audience
family, kids, teens
Chart history for The Therapy Crouch
Peaked at #26 in United Kingdom, currently #26 in United Kingdom.
| Market | Genre | Peak | Current | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | — | #26 | #26 | — |
| Ireland | — | #31 | #31 | — |
| AE | — | #36 | #36 | — |
| VN | — | #48 | #48 | — |
| New Zealand | — | #99 | #99 | — |
| KE | — | #104 | #104 | — |
| GR | — | #114 | #114 | — |
| PH | — | #117 | #117 | — |
| RO | — | #123 | #123 | — |
| Denmark | — | #162 | #162 | — |
| Australia | — | #166 | #166 | — |
| AT | — | #179 | #179 | — |
Chart Positions
12 placements across 12 markets.
Chart Positions
12 placements across 12 markets.