About this episode

Peter and Abbey discuss long-distance life, AITA stories, and the chaos of pet rescue.

On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter is back in LA while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal, and long-distance life is proving just as chaotic as ever. The pair kick things off by catching up across the time difference, with Pete walking into a house where everyone is ill while Abbey gives a dramatic update on her ever-growing cat family. What started as rescuing a few kittens has turned into full-blown Tiger King territory, complete with surprise attacks and daily battles just to clean their eyes. Elsewhere, Peter reveals his biggest long-distance frustration, why time zones should be abolished forever, and the couple laugh about the strange ways they've celebrated birthdays and even delayed Christmas together when life got in the way. There's also a brilliant listener debate about whether "I'm just going for one drink" has ever actually meant one drink, before the pair tackle some of the internet's most ridiculous ‘Am I The Asshole’ stories. From a man who demolished an entire four-foot party sandwich to a groom desperate to hide his brother's extremely graphic tattoo on his wedding day, the dilemmas only get more bizarre. Plus, Pete is fascinated by LA's…

People in this episode

Hosts: Peter, Abbey

Topics covered

• long-distance relationships
• AITA stories
• robot deliveries
• dating disasters
• pet rescue
• birthday celebrations

Keywords

• long-distance
• AITA
• robot deliveries
• dating disasters
• pet rescue
• birthday celebrations

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Places: LA, Portugal

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