INDY 500 RECAP + FAT STATS + SLEEP INJURIES

INDY 500 RECAP + FAT STATS + SLEEP INJURIES

From THESE GUYS! by Benedict Polizzi & Joey Mulinaro

May 27, 2026 · 1h 17m · Episode 187

About this episode

The episode discusses sleep injuries, fat stats from a weekend, and humorous teacher experiences.

"I hurt my arm last night. What'd you do? Slept." There is absolutely nothing worse than waking up on a deflated air mattress at 3 a.m. with your arm tucked like a chicken wing. We all know the tragic reality of realizing your only pillow for the night is a tightly pulled cinch bag stuffed with Jordan shorts and a cell phone charger. We map out the absolute survival mode of trying to sleep in random RVs and the psychotic behavior of wanting to take a nap in the middle of a busy TJ Maxx. The conversation shifts to a massive weekend of racking up fat stats 🤰 from panic-ordering a dozen at Long's Donuts to asking for a "tote" of 12 cookies at McDonald's past midnight. We also break down the draft for teachers picking their ideal classroom rosters, and reminisce about aggressive pit stains on a grey t-shirts during freshman orientation. Plus, we talk about the legendary teacher move of faking a classroom into thinking they are in trouble right before giving them an extra hour of kickball 🥹 If you're still reading this comment your weekend fat stats! 🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD* TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW* Hit us up on the email line…

People in this episode

Hosts: Benedict Polizzi, Joey Mulinaro

Topics covered

  • Indy 500 recap
  • sleep injuries
  • fat stats
  • teacher rosters
  • random RVs
  • napping in public

Keywords

  • Indy 500
  • sleep injuries
  • fat stats
  • Long's Donuts
  • McDonald's
  • TJ Maxx
  • teacher rosters

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Long's Donuts, McDonald's, TJ Maxx

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