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You ever buy a candle that smells so good you wanna move back in with your parents?The clubhouse gets into some massive high school sports scandals, from stealing a pair of LeBron's out of a locker room to getting a four-day suspension for getting the school on Tosh.0 😘 Then the conversation pivots to absolute naughty shi (lighting a wood wick bathroom candle with the lights off) also, can we talk about why the NFL needs a weekly Adrian Peterson AP Poll? The boys discuss the tragic reality that modern football jerseys look like sloppy t-shirts plus we debate why Jesus is pretty much JJ Redick and God is lowkey Pat Riley 🙏We also break down how to properly gear up for our massive live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City GETCHA TICKIES TELL EM DAKICH SENT YAAA 🎟️🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaroFollow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com

We talk about Joey's dumpster fire of a weekend puking his brains out after his daughter's birthday, and relive an insane story of him almost throwing up on live radio while hungover from taking Irish bombs. We then welcome the Clubhouse to talk about the most electric mid-2000s NBA All-Star nostalgia, crushing sports heartbreaks like the Steve Bartman game, and debate if Matt Leinart, Cam Newton, or Tom Brady would be the ultimate college dorm roommate. We finish with a trip down memory lane ranking the best vintage Nike and Air Jordan commercials. 📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro & Joey's Valentine's Day Puke Disaster10:15 The Time Joey Was Hungover on Live Radio18:40 Elite NBA All-Star Weekend Nostalgia25:30 The Clubhouse: Worst Coaching Attire & All-Time Sports Heartbreaks38:00 Who is the Ultimate College Athlete Roommate?48:15 The Absolute Biggest NFL Players Ever55:20 Old SportsCenter Highlights & Legendary Nike Commercials

Dive into the absolute misery of bombing your middle school math tests and praying for completion grades from the linebacker-turned-teacher, before reliving the ultimate nightmare of broadcasting a high school game to an audience of four while giving your family computer a virus. We then hit the Clubhouse to debate the insane pregame stress of girls getting ready in a dorm room, the shocking reality of the high school "weed kid" graduating from Harvard, and the terrifying armpit-sweating anxiety of walking across the bleachers at a varsity basketball game. We finish with a breakdown of the most electric Jon Gruden miked-up moments and drop the ultimate survival guide for dodging day-one hangovers at three-day bachelor parties.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00:00 The Philosophy of a Solid C Grade00:00:45 The New Digs: Moving to a Co-Working Space00:03:46 Team Jordan Shoes and the B-Minus Budget00:04:47 Flirting with the Honor Roll00:06:55 After-School Help and College Math Struggles00:11:40 Dad's Math Meltdowns00:16:55 Listener Email: Volleyball Broadcasting & Virus-Riddled Apps00:20:06 Joey's Anxiety-Inducing College Radio Broadcast00:25:59 Listener Email: The Weed Kid Who Went to Harvard00:35:34 Listener Email: High School Gym Entrance Social Anxiety00:46:48 The Mystery of Neighbor Dan00:49:02 Listener Email: Is Fernando Mendoza a Hunty?00:54:29 Listener Email: Miked Up as a Math Teacher & Favorite NFL Moments01:01:28 Listener Email: Bachelor Party & Wedding Survival Guide01:11:16 Wrap Up and Outro

Throwing in a dip on a first date at an Indian casino is the ultimate guy activity. The post-Super Bowl no man's land is officially here, which means it is time to look back at the elite nostalgia of Brisco High Nike commercials and why grown men are still shedding tears over vintage Michael Jordan ads. We also hit the clubhouse emails to break down the golden era of twelve dollar Steve and Barrys hoodies and why you need to start scheduling fake steakhouse board meetings just to drink beers with your friends.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00:00 - Intro & Sports No Man's Land00:00:30 - Charlie Batch & Local Sports Media00:03:07 - TG Origin Story: The Cat Sit & Knee Cyst00:05:08 - Ale Emporium: The Strip Mall Takeover & Game Day00:10:33 - The 'Pre-Programmed' TV Excuse & Hotel Bit00:13:17 - The Target Audience & Joey's Advice00:16:47 - Listener Email: Post-Super Bowl Sports & Purdue Basketball00:33:04 - Legendary Nike High School Commercials00:41:10 - Keeping in Touch: Board Meetings & Bro Hugs00:47:44 - Listener Email: College Merch & Stephen Berries00:55:10 - Listener Email: Earliest Sporting Event Memories01:07:07 - Wrap-Up & Final Plugs

"I'm retiring the minute I'm not joyful." Aaron Rodgers played an all-time game and the Steelers are finally feeling good. We talk about the trauma of middle school Bull in the Ring drills and the absolute power move of a mom bringing Krispy Kreme cupcakes to seventh period. Plus, we answer a listener question about whether life-size Vince Young Fatheads need to make a comeback.📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: teamtheseguys@gmail.com🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaro🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com00:00 Intro and pitching Steelers player mixed drinks03:15 Discussion on the Aaron Rodgers game and wearing layers to the stadium08:45 Conversations about ruining folded jeans at Old Navy12:15 Why girls hate their birthdays and getting older17:30 Remembering the absolute trauma of Bull in the Ring drills23:45 Listening to memories of moms bringing cupcakes to class and white Nike Shox30:45 The massive responsibility of being all-time QB at recess36:10 Hearing about weird car dealership commercials and depressed dogs41:30 Death by quesadilla and going to comedy shows alone48:10 Reading emails about Vince Young Fatheads and Steelers quarterbacks