#240 CAN WE SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE???

#240 CAN WE SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE???

From You Might Wanna Sit Down For This by The Takeaway Table

January 19, 2026 · 1h 27m

About this episode

The episode explores humorous survival strategies for a zombie apocalypse and the dynamics of society's collapse.

Forget resolutions. Forget personal growth. We’re fast-forwarding straight into the end of the world and figuring out how we’d actually survive when society collapses. From eating each other, to starting cults and turning into Geishas. Here’s who survives, who won’t make it to Day 3, and who somehow makes it everyone else’s problem. You might wanna sit down for this zombie apocalypse. Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ ____CHAPTERS00:19 - NEW YEAR, UNDEAD ME!02:00 - 2026 Updates04:00 - Jenhan’s… accent.06:00 - Aussies Jenhan is getting in you12:00 - THIS is the stationary year.13:15 - You’re welcome London15:00 - Zombie breeds that deserve our yumyums 19:00 - Timeline before character death24:30 - Going out by tongue 24:55 - My mom ruins my profit value 27:20 - Barricading One Utama 28:25 - Would you save your children?32:30 - Hunter, gatherer, traitor. 35:40 - Don’t trust Jenhan’s loyalty 37:00 - Political moves start with internet 37:40 - The Strategy 38:40 - Jenhan is front line bait 41:00 - Spiralling into head emptiness 42:30 - Becoming…

Topics covered

  • zombie apocalypse
  • survival
  • society collapse
  • humor
  • cults

Keywords

  • eating each other
  • cult formation
  • character death
  • zombie breeds
  • moral dilemma

Mentioned in this episode

Books & works: This Is The End

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