You Might Wanna Sit Down For This

Don’t need to wipe your glasses, your eyes do not deceive you. Yes, that’s THE Afgan on the pod this week.We’re diving deep into the lore of Indonesia’s smoothest R&B icon: from writing baby-making music and doing vocal warmups in the toilet, to his love for Japan, defining relationships, and whether he’s actually an expert on romance.Also featuring a first look at Mingyue’s fanboy moment. Put on your kacamata, you might wanna sit down for this one.Pre-save Afgan’s album Retrospektif out Nov 19!https://open.spotify.com/prerelease/10tlHAa3lqLk2AA4MDus2P?si=f604942fe46b4aaf Follow Afgan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/afgan__/Shoutout to Gibson for this sick set!https://www.instagram.com/gibsonguitaravenue/#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ CHAPTERS01:00 - It’s Afgan!02:20 - What are yall feeding him?? Nasi Chi-Maeng??03:20 - Afgan was a Monash guy?!?!05:00 - Mingyue fanboying out thanks to Sezairi 07:00 - Acting, Singing, or Dancing?08:00 - Announcing the Japan tour?14:20 - Do angels from heaven get nervous? 17:00 - Pre-Show Rituals in the toilet 23:30 - The Infamous Pocket Pose 23:20 - Being Retrospektif 26:00 - Keeping imperfections in the album 29:00 - Mandated songwriting potty time 33:10 - Baby making music butter in the toilet34:00 - The rhythm is always going to get you41:00 - Being the HTS final boss42:30 - Indonesian slang vs. 2 chinese boys47:45 - BAPAK KAU!!!51:35 - WKWKWKWKWK 52:30 - Explaining Mak Kau Hejau55:25 - The Malaysia showcase in Zepp58:00 - Reflecting on Retrospektif 1:05:18 - Kacamata Live!

Coming all the way from AUSTRALIA! Mingyue has finally wrapped up his tour with Jenhan, and we’re here for the full debrief. Tears were shed, voices were raised, and yes… someone did break into a hotel room.From the gigs to the chaos to the moments that definitely shouldn’t have made it out of the groupchat, this is your all-access pass to what really went down- down under.Grab your flying sheep, mates. You might wanna sit down for this.Check Out Jenhan’s Show: Like This, Like Dad!https://www.cloudjoi.com/shows/4305-kuah-jenhan-like-this-like-dadFollow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/CHAPTERS00:16 - Australian Weather Report00:50 - Hold onto your sheep through the wind04:00 - We know punk rock.05:40 - SHOUTOUT HANNAH FROM SINGAPORE09:00 - The tour is over…10:57 - 2 boys, 1 hotel room.15:30 - Do non-planners even deserve to eat?23:20 - Jenhan’s demure little cheese board23:42 - Australians love salad RAW.30:30 - Pre-travel friendship briefing32:00 - The friend that complains about walking36:44 - HR-ing the whole group trip41:20 - Just wanna touch each other sometimes49:50 - If we travel without this we’ll breakdown48:44 - Did the groupchat survive the trip?01:02:00 - JUST BUY YOUR TICKETS EARLY LAH.01:10:55 - Your Accent Come From Where

Some fears are valid. Others? They deserve a full roast.In this episode, we’re unpacking our most irrational fears — from everyday nonsense to the bizarre. Can we actually justify them, or are we just a bunch of wimps? And what do bald heads and cucumbers have to do with what keeps us up at night?Follow FakkahFuzz on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/fakkahfuzz/Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/CHAPTERS00:40 - This room got elephants 01:25 - Factory setting FakkahFuzz 03:30 - PSLE PTS PT3 PMR??05:55 - Wow you’re still alive!08:15 - Jenhan’s health screening is trump approved13:00 - The irrational fear is your own fault 16:40 - Maybe I’m scared of ugly people18:30 - The Annabelle Dollhouse and Ghost Files19:55 - Would you pay for a haunted sx doll?21:58 - The fear of uncles and aunties 23:30 - All fears lead to a master fear.24:10 - Possessions in Langkawi 25:25 - This is a performance for Alzheimer’s 28:00 - The plane is falling from the sky 30:46 - What if my head isn’t round enough 32:30 - Teeth out, stuck in cement, bald and naked. 33:42 - Fear of going to jail for no reason36:10 - Ranking the team’s irrational fears37:20 - The sinkhole fear38:55 - Fear of clowns, mirrors, and being too happy 41:30 - Fear of escalators42:50 - Fear of pregnant women 45:00 - Actively seeking out gaping holes46:10 - Frogs that lay eggs off their backs47:30 - Fear of the ocean’s unknown 48:40 - Food with too much texture 51:00 - FakkahFuzz’s Tour 56:20 - Scared of urinal separation anxiety

Here’s an expansion to our lore: the side hustle edition.From photobooths to full-blown “business ventures” in school - with Ms Qiwiie, we’re breaking down the wildest ways we tried to earn extra cash. Who had the most elaborate hustle? And what actually happened to all that money?As usual, some of us bought very questionable things, so take a seat for this one.As much as you hustle, never ever forget to save up! What can you do? Start saving as low as RM10 with BSN SSP or minimum RM3,000 to stand a chance to win RM 1 million every month. You can also enjoy up to 2.5% annual profit rate. Head to the nearest BSN branch to open an account today!@bsnmalaysia #bsnmalaysia #bsnssp #jomjadijutawanFollow Shi Qi on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/msqiwiie/Follow Graeme on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/instagraeme_tj/____CHAPTERS00:22 - Our MOST special guest 01:45 - Behind everyone’s success is TA02:55 - The Hustling Barometer 06:45 - Ms Qiwii’s Prequel Lore08:12 - Taiwan boba tip fishing 10:00 - How to make millions off drop shipping 12:40 - Never pour coffee for McD aunties 15:50 - Hustling little children’s pocket money19:00 - McChicken, Fries, NO SALT. 20:15 - The tricks of collectible trades21:19 - Nothing shapes a hustle like hotpot 23:00 - Hustling the system like a sport25:45 - Hustling Minghan’s savings25:50 - Flipping phones in the UK27:15 - THE KENDAMA guy 28:45 - Forming the dream hustle 32:00 - Becoming jobless for the hustler life 34:10 - Levelling up in side quests37:00 - Shaping the main quest 46:20 - Chinese medicine daycare 48:00 - Cooking money in hotpot 48:50 - Feeling hehehaha with airlines51:20 - Worst splurges 53:44 - Earning NET ZERO on a side gig55:00 - Mingyue’s RM25K paddleboard 58:50 - Losing 12K USD on GameStop 01:01:00 - Savings we won’t gatekeep

What happens when the Red Flags guy, the Sip & Spill/Covid Morning guy, the Vitagen guy, and that viral fat song comedian walk onto a podcast set?We’re unpacking what it really means to go viral — who’s selling out, who’s holding on for dear life, and who’s slowly disappearing into the gaping chasm of irrelevancy. At what point does attention-seeking become something darker? And is it still worth it when the likes stop coming in?This is one episode you definitely wanna be sat for.Follow Jenhan on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/kuahjenhan/ Follow Graeme on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/instagraeme_tj/ Check out Like This, Like Dad at:https://ticketmaster.sg/activity/detail/25sg_jenhan CHAPTERS00:20 - Like This, Like Dad02:10 - Fighting for your attention 05:20 - Pretentiously defining social media 09:00 - The woes of being slightly popular 11:00 - The Morning Guy 15:16 - Choose your validation15:55 - Asking our exes to say “I’m proud” 17:39 - Are you actually relevant or just a trend 19:20 - The gaping chasm of irrelevancy 22:30 - Why everyone wants a podcast26:00 - Putting numbers to heart 27:40 - Our fanciest tickleadges 31:00 - Being a flower blooming crack addict35:30 - Making IG pins our personality 38:20 - Dead dad competitions38:55 - There’s a ghost in the audience41:00 - Flaring nostrils at smelly personalities 44:00 - Attention seeking vs. Narcissism 46:20 - The intersection between christian influencers49:00 - The irk of religious influencers 52:40 - Pretending we don’t want attention 55:00 - Motivated by becoming forgotten 57:30 - It’s the climb Graeme hasn’t peaked 1:00:00 - Healthy unrealistic 24/7 spiralling1:06:40 - Staying upping and still coming1:09:18 - Find the circle and fill your hole

Impulse buys — love them or regret them, we all have them. And this week, we’re putting our bank statements on the table and exposing our most unhinged purchases of the year so far.From breaking the bank on stationery to selling our kidneys for would-be family heirlooms, and convincing ourselves we’re definitely not just gonna use it once — you might wanna sit down for this very expensive show-and-tell.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytableCHAPTERS04:45 - Justifying a RM3.89K mall cop scooter 12:50 - The Anywhere 3s14:20 - Strictly killing expensive Japanese trees29:50 - What standup comics stand on 22:50 - Buying the Midori of new jeans27:35 - Japanese denim maker hype 31:00 - God level RM900 stationary hauls 31:30 - We only bring dogshit water to S&S 34:30 - The Parker Pen36:45 - Graeme’s Influencer starter pack41:25 - The end game coffee maker 44:50 - Dropping RM13k on a coffee machine 45:25 - Mingyue & Sof’s home cafe 47:00 - End Game Items 48:24 - Strong Independent Corporate Girl Bag52:00 - Buying a RM25K family heirloom 56:00 - Single-use happiness only buys 1:00:00 - Can’t make this one up it’s bad bad1:07:50 - Buying a sandwich shop