Feature Film #39 -- Shepherd Warrior

Feature Film #39 -- Shepherd Warrior

From Beer Me That Movie by Dumbumental Podcasts

March 25, 2026 · 1h 0m · Episode 73

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The episode explores a comedic and fictional origin story of the unknown half-sister of Jesus, who becomes the interdimensional Sexy Nun.

He brought the gospel of peace. She brought a tactical shepherd's crook. Two thousand years ago, under the exact same star in Nazareth, humanity received a savior... and an enforcer. Meet the unknown half-sister of Jesus. Born in a pre-paid manger just three blocks down to Joseph's "side piece," she wasn't destined to be a carpenter or a leader of men. While her brother was preaching, she was the "adjudicator of men," acting as a secret mafioso who cornered the wine market and protected her flock by punching Romans in the face. When the heat gets too intense, she adopts a radical disguise, transforming into the universe's ultimate protector and history's most famous immortal badass: the interdimensional Sexy Nun. It's an epic, blood-soaked origin story featuring holy vengeance, immaculate combat, a time-traveler from Loggerstan, and Marisa Tomei giving birth next to a cow and a pig. This Week’s Feature: Beer: Shepherd Warrior Brewery: Five Stones Artisan Brewery Connect With Us: Website: beermethatmovie.com Instagram: @beermethatmovie Leave a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Head over to the website to vote on your favorite past Fast Five ideas in The Vault! 00:00 - Intro…

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Organizations: Five Stones Artisan Brewery

Places: Nazareth, Loggerstan

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