Beer Me That Movie

THE BALLOT BOX IS OPEN, THE PIT IS HUNGRY, AND THE ALGORITHM DEMANDS A CHOICE.Before we unleash five pristine, highly explosive narrative frameworks upon your ears—and before you judge the fact that Jon is currently eating cold, leftover cocktail shrimp out of a Tupperware container—we have a vital public service announcement: We have no corporate overlords. We are fueled strictly by your uncoerced generosity, the lingering scent of damp cardboard, and external validation. Head over to beermethatmovie.com to lock in your votes and help us prove to our families that this isn't just an elaborate, multi-year cry for help!But first, we toast last week’s recursive masterpiece, Double Jacked, with the Beer of the Week: New Belgium's limited-time re-release of their classic Fat Tire recipe.Four of these beautiful brews will make the cut for the next round, but only ONE will be strapped to the rocket ship of destiny to become our monumentally chaotic 46th Feature Film!THE FAST FIVE LINEUPBeer #1: Road to Nowhere – A rolling stone man crosses paths with a woman who owns a deeply haunted orphanage.Beer #2: Four More Fools – The leader of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse is hunting for fresh talent, and Jon is interviewing for the gig.Beer #3: Copy That – Bob the Sheriff tries to maintain law and order in a town plagued by a highly nefarious, shape-shifting mimic.Beer #4: Blacksmiths of Olympus – The ancient blacksmiths of Olympus have pivoted to the tech sector. Now, they have to scout a modern human capable of ascending to godhood to save the planet.Beer #5: Track 10 – A vinyl enthusiast uncovers a hidden track on an old record that spins him right into an obsessive, world-altering quest.Drop the remote, stop arguing with strangers on the internet, and pay attention. Production fires up at dawn tomorrow—go vote!Peace, punch, and...00:00 - Intro02:40 - Recap: Double Jack10:34 - BOTW: Fat Tire16:32 - Beer #1: Road to Nowhere27:30 - Beer #2: Four More Fools33:02 - Beer #3: Copy That40:53 - Beer #4: Blacksmiths of Olympus49:07 - Beer #5: Track 1054:29 - Decision Time

In our 37th Feature Film, we chew our way into Gumballhead—a prophetic street performer trapped in a gumball machine costume… and possibly reality itself. After one too many candy-coated warnings come true, Gumballhead becomes a viral oracle. But when a chicken conglomerate with ties to defense contracts takes interest in his chewy powers, the bubble starts to stretch.This is the rise, fall, and sticky aftermath of the man who told us to “Always wear your seatbelt.” And maybe also… “Consume the yolk.”⸻In This Episode: • The tragic backstory of a mall performer turned TikTok prophet • PoultraCo’s plan to weaponize sugar and fate • Why Gumballhead may be humanity’s only hope—or its final delusionFeaturing:Big chicken energy, darker gumballs, existential dread, industrial food-predictive tech, and a mysterious woman with a bone to pick. Gumballhead is a bubblegum sci-fi horror epic—and it will pop.About the Beer: • Brewery: 3 Floyds Brewing • Name: Gumballhead • Style: Bright American Wheat with a twist of prophecy and doomConnect With Us: • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieLeave a comment with your favorite gumball prophecy. And remember—Vote for next week’s Feature Film on Spotify, YouTube, or Instagram. Your pick might just shape the timeline.00:00 - Intro01:25 - Act 1: Bubblegum Prophecies16:49 - Act 2: Fowl Play26:30 - Act 3: A Bursting Point38:26 - Epilogue

In Feature Film #36, we take a beer-fueled journey into the chaos of optimization gone too far. Meet Jim: burnout husband, master procrastinator, and reluctant user of a sketchy AI self-improvement app. What starts as calendar syncing and text replies spirals into full-blown identity theft when a synthetic version of Jim starts living his life better than he ever did.From psychological sabotage missions to a drunken showdown at the world’s most efficient Beer Olympics, You vs You is a cautionary tale about over-automation, digital doppelgängers, and learning to embrace your inner mess.Featuring:• A government-grade AI with a flair for date nights and betrayal• A sabotage montage that weaponizes doomscrolling and fidget spinners• Kenny “The Chug” Smith, beer Olympian and monster truck philosopher• A final battle between man and machine… in sleeveless flannel and jean shorts🔔 Subscribe for new movie madness every Wednesday🍺 Vote for your favorite idea in our Fast Five episodes🧨 Tell us which line made you spit out your drinkAbout the Beer: •Brewery: Ever Grain Brewing Co. •Name: You vs You •Style: Crisp, calculated, and probably plotting your replacement🎙 Connect With Us: • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie📢 Hashtags:#BeerMeThatMovie#FeatureFilmPodcast#ComedyPodcast#MoviePitch#CraftBeerMeetsCinema#YouVsYou#AIClone#SelfHelpGoneWrong#BeerOlympics#DrunkVersusRobot#AIReplacedMe#DoomscrollingDisaster#SabotageMontage#ChugForYourLife00:00 - Intro01:42 - Act 1: Terms & Conditions May Apply21:29 - Act 2: The Better Jim Wins30:54 - Act 3: You’re Me, But Worse Now

Before he fought the Predator… he seduced spies, ripped off miniguns, and deathrolled a cult leader.This week, we’re rewriting the Predator playbook with a totally unlicensed, absolutely unhinged origin story for Blaine (Rhett) “Sexual Tyrannosaurus” Cooper. From gator-wrangling in the Louisiana swamps to unleashing pheromone-fueled chaos in Laos, this movie is 100% swamp sweat, zero subtlety.Will Rhett “Animal God” Cooper embrace his destiny as the reincarnated T-Rex sex deity? Or just keep yelling one-liners and tossing grenades at ancient dino cults?Expect: • Exploding jungles and forbidden passion • The CIA’s most confused agent, Dillon, dismissing dino runes • A truffle pig sidekick with political aspirations • And the most feral love scene ever mistaken for livestock distressListen now to hear the full breakdown, wild improv, and the dumbest best backstory we’ve ever pitched.⸻🔔 Subscribe for new movie madness every Wednesday🍺 Vote for your favorite idea in our Fast Five episodes🧨 Tell us which line made you spit out your drink⸻🍻 Featured Beer:Name: Sexual TyrannosaurusBrewery: Lobik BrewingStyle: Bold, swampy, and hoppy⸻🎙 Connect With Us: • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie⸻📢 Hashtags:#BeerMeThatMovie #SexualTyrannosaurus #PredatorParody #ActionMoviePodcast #cultcinema #PodcastComedy #BlaineBackstory #SwampBond #TrufflePig202400:00 - Intro01:50 - Act 1: Born to Be Wild (and Also Lethal)21:56 - Act 2: Jungle Boogie & Blood Contracts43:30 - Act 3: Predator Protocol

What do you get when a washed-up pirate with jazz hands and his boot-wearing monkey sidekick go up against the British Navy’s porcelain-eyed menace? A full-blown, dance-fueled revolution on the high seas.This week, we’re cracking open a barrel of absurdity and sailing into Boots and Buckles—a buddy-pirate epic where cannonballs fly, alliances form through tap dancing, and monkeys explode warships from the inside.From desert island hallucinations to the rise of the Lagerstani Navy (a.k.a. the Dirty Clam Crushers), this is the story of how one man, one monkey, and one flaming maneuver changed pirate history forever.Featuring: •The legendary Flaming Monkey Maneuver (now banned under monkey law) •A rally speech so inspiring it made parrots cry •Glitter, grog, and the downfall of gentrified piracyAbout the Beer: • Brewery: Fieldwork Brewing Company • Name: Boots and Buckles • Style: Possibly the most perfect dual-purpose beer Fieldwork has ever brewedCrack a coconut and join the rebellion.⸻Connect With Us: • Website: beermethatmovie.com • Instagram: @beermethatmovie • Untappd: BeerMeThatMovie • Voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie⸻Call to Action:Like, Subscribe, and let us know in the comments—what would your pirate rebellion speech be titled? Bonus points if it involves jazz hands.00:00:00 - Intro00:09:09 - Act I: A Monkey and a Man Walk Into a Tavern00:34:32 - Act II: Uniting the Seas00:57:13 - Act III: Rewrite the World01:12:07 - Epilogue: Buckingham is Buckle Dome