We Remade Fast Five 37: Dystopian Matchmakers & Murdered Ponies

About this episode

The episode features a comedic discussion about beer and movie pitches set in a dystopian future and a murder mystery involving a pony.

Welcome back to Beer Me That Movie for Fast Five #37... again. If you're staring at your podcast app feeling a heavy dose of déjà vu, don't worry—we originally recorded this, but the real world attacked us, the feature film was lost to the ether, and we decided to wipe the slate clean and start over. Today, we are back in the Untappd trenches with five brand new beers and five brand new movie pitches. First, we take a trip back in time to recap last week's fan-voted Vault Feature, Juice Above the Clouds, we dive deep into the expanding "Beer Me That Movie" universe, celebrating the return of the Loggerstani Air Pirates, the Sexy Nun saving the day, and the Nugget Nectar-fueled birth of little chicken John Cena. Then, we fire up Untappd and jump into this week's Fast Five lineup: • A Good Match (Second Ship Brewing): Set 20 years in a dystopian future where women are burned at the stake if they aren't married by 25, a secret underground network of "Good Matchers" risks everything to save them. • Sassy Pony (Gigantic Brewing Company): When a wealthy grand uncle leaves his millions to his pony, a down-on-his-luck caretaker takes the job—only to be thrust into a…

People in this episode

Host: Dumbumental Podcasts

Topics covered

• dystopian future
• murder mystery
• beer
• movie pitches
• improv comedy

Keywords

• Fast Five
• Juice Above the Clouds
• dystopian
• murder mystery
• beer
• improv
• movie pitches

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Second Ship Brewing, Gigantic Brewing Company, Five Stones Artisan Brewery

Books & works: Fast Five, Juice Above the Clouds

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