A Lesson In Ejaculating Into Fat Flabs

About this episode

The episode discusses various absurd news stories and social issues while celebrating Pride Month with humor and commentary.

Episode Summary Monday kicks off with Pride Month preacher hysteria , a fresh batch of internet swamp creatures, and three gloriously stupid news stories involving stolen adult diapers , mummy sourdough , and magic mushrooms for Alzheimer’s . Basically, civilization is hanging by a skid-marked thread. Angela Cummings returns to celebrate Pride Month the only way she knows how, by screaming about hell, Target bathrooms, and gay people existing in public. Andrew Ditch melts down over missing adult diapers, calls the cops, then escalates into full victim-mode theater when no one wants to treat his poop obsession like a federal emergency. Rachel Gerster checks in with another classy self-own, this time screaming about orgasms, unpaid money, “fat flabs,” and bodily fluids soaking the bedding. Real Hallmark stuff. A furious Native American park ranter harasses white people for enjoying “his homeland,” while the tourists mostly just stand there wishing he’d shut the hell up. The show opens with some vintage anti-gay preacher madness, including Angela’s usual mix of Target panic , sodomy rebukes , and the kind of joyless shrieking only a true ghoul can produce. Tim plays footage of a…

People in this episode

Host: Tim

Guests: Angela Cummings, Andrew Ditch, Rachel Gerster

Topics covered

• Pride Month
• internet culture
• absurd news stories
• social commentary
• preacher hysteria
• body positivity
• humor

Keywords

• adult diapers
• mummy sourdough
• magic mushrooms
• orgasms
• fat flabs
• preacher madness
• Target bathrooms

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Target, Pride Month

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