Horny for Exhaust Pipes and Brake Pedals

About this episode

The episode features bizarre topics including car fetishes, supernatural real estate issues, and a Christmas-themed audio segment.

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a proper freak buffet: Christmas rape audio, Katie Souza exposing George Costanza as a witch-mermaid operative, Indian airport fury, pedal-pumping car fetish weirdness, VRChat wedding sabotage, an old lady Liam Neeson scam beatdown, and a man turning cartoon characters into fleshlights for art. Somehow it all feels alarmingly on-brand. Katie Souza returns with fresh prophetic nonsense, this time insisting that George Costanza , mermaids, witches, and Mother Earth worshippers are interfering with a land purchase. Proximity crashes a VRChat wedding and turns a fake ceremony into a screaming pile of DID, polycule confusion, and social collapse. Distorted News brings the usual elegance with a Liam Neeson romance scam gone violent and a sculptor building custom novelty sex toys based on cartoon characters, snack foods, and household items. The show opens with “Getting Raped to Christmas Music” , which is exactly as festive and horrifying as it sounds. Tim also issues an apology for again posting late, then immediately gets distracted correcting yesterday’s Myrtle Beach geography blunder and reminiscing about Ashtabula’s real-life special-needs school…

People in this episode

Guest: Katie Souza

Topics covered

• car fetish
• supernatural real estate
• VRChat
• scams
• Christmas
• art
• weird news

Keywords

• Christmas rape audio
• car fetish
• VRChat wedding
• Liam Neeson scam
• George Costanza
• mermaids
• witches
• art
• fleshlights

Mentioned in this episode

Books & works: Getting Raped to Christmas Music, Happy Hearts

Places: Myrtle Beach, Ashtabula

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