How The Holy Spirit Ruined A Perfect Strap-On Pegging Empire

About this episode

The episode explores various humorous and absurd cultural moments, including race diplomacy and a unique business idea from a former phone-sex operator.

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is stuffed with Knicks-fan race diplomacy gone sour , a fascinatingly unwell ex-phone-sex philosopher, planet-India manicure logic , a drunken Jewish street meltdown, Brad Pitt’s penis-cream trademark drama, and scientists bravely counting everyone’s farts so the rest of us don’t have to. Knicks jubilation officially expires after a loss, turning a one-day N-word peace treaty into a sidewalk mob screaming Spurs jersey! at the nearest white guy. Soft White Underbelly lands an unexpectedly elite guest, an ex-phone-sex worker who explains male desire with dairy-farm metaphors and openly sketches out a pegging-based business empire. A salon customer tries to dodge payment by arguing that India owns the planet and Chinese people have no business charging her for a mani-pedi. A boozy, furious Hasidic street screamer staggers around threatening people and declaring who will never, ever be a Jew. The show revisits the glorious moment when happy Knicks fans briefly granted white people an N-word pass, only to contrast it with the much uglier post-loss version where a guy in a Spurs shirt gets hunted like open season. Tim helpfully warns any white New York…

People in this episode

Guest: Adrienne

Topics covered

• race diplomacy
• phone-sex philosophy
• business empire
• cultural commentary
• sports
• humor

Keywords

• Knicks
• pegging
• phone-sex
• humor
• race
• business
• Adrienne

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Soft White Underbelly

Places: India, China, New York

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