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The episode features bizarre stories including hotline perverts and a police incident involving an overpowering oil diffuser.

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a greasy buffet of hotline perverts, Andy Ditch getting busted over his diffuser stink offensive, a man who used his severed penis like a flammable prop, and a whole lot of gay panic disguised as patriot masculinity. Frankie MacDonald delivers a weather update for Sydney, Nova Scotia that quickly becomes a celebration of sunshine, female fans, and women in bikinis wanting photos with him. Sorkon drops in from the far reaches of the universe to confirm he has visited multiple galaxies and planets, then somehow still finds time to report on humidity levels. Tim finally checks back in with The Manhole , the gay hookup line where every greeting sounds like either a felony, a fetish crisis, or a warning label. His fake profile as Kevin with a Y , a small-dicked prolapse-loving power bottom, pulls in a message from Big Dick Mike , who offers eleven inches of black horse cock and entirely too much enthusiasm. The caller lineup includes a hairy bisexual granddad , a Red Rocket dog-sex admirer, a fake-deep America First bro looking for patriotic dick, and a guy whose life goal is apparently getting nostril-fucked . The line also delivers one of its usual…

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