Turning Dinner Into a Throat Slurry And Buttcrack Fentanyl
About this episode
The episode features a mix of absurd comedy, including a fish juice challenge, a wearable laundry basket, and a discussion on fentanyl.
Episode Summary Monday’s show kicks off with fish-juice vomiting, rolls through a wearable laundry basket infomercial, stops for a painfully sincere queer-podcast apology, and somehow still finds time for a deformed raccoon hero, a burger slogan censorship fight, and Florida fentanyl stashed in every available body compartment. The Surströmming Fish Juice and Sprite Challenge opens the show with exactly the kind of dry-heaving, sinus-burning regret you’d hope for when idiots start innovating fermented fish content. TV listener We Know Funny sponsors the episode with a shout-out for poet Andy Bennett , prompting Tim to immediately pivot into the immortal wheelchair-van sex poem and wonder whether Andy’s Patreon contains anything nearly that unwell. A special poetry tangent spirals into cripple erotica, vehicle lust, and murder-suicide van heaven , which feels about right for a Monday. Luggies , the as-seen-on-TV “future of laundry baskets,” gets the full DV treatment. It’s basically a backwards wearable fabric hammock for hauling dirty clothes while looking like a complete asshole. The commercial insists laundry is so physically dangerous that women are collapsing to the floor…
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