John's Razors

About this episode

merritt reunites with John and Niki for an update on the Artemis II mission and various comedic discussions.

merritt reunites with John and Niki via satellite for an update on the status of the Artemis II mission (which everyone on the show was definitely aware of), a brief discussion about various use cases for pneumatic tubes in the household, the plot to kill the baseball child, merritt's first royalty check from Marvel Comics, and somehow even more. Welcome to If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes , a listener-supported comedy podcast where three noble explorers chip away at the crumbling foundations of reality, five or six simultaneous topics at a time. Hosted by Niki Grayson , merritt k and John Warren , and produced by Jordan Mallory , with music by Jordan and art by Max Schwartz . Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/ifyouredriving.bsky.social Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ifyouredriving Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

People in this episode

Host: merritt

Guests: John Warren, Niki Grayson

Topics covered

• Artemis II mission
• pneumatic tubes
• baseball child
• royalty check
• comedy
• improv

Keywords

• Artemis II
• pneumatic tubes
• baseball child
• royalty check
• comedy podcast

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Marvel Comics

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