Offcuts - “High Value Women” Apparently Don't Accept Coffee Dates and Bad ROI on Orgasms

About this episode

The episode discusses various topics including fitness, social media trends, and the financial habits of young Australians.

Hey Lifers! Welcome to your little weekend snack! We kick things off with Laura's post-baby-number-three return to exercise, specifically, an aggressive 8.5km power walk that has left her pelvis in absolute ruins. We also cover the lengths we've gone to impress men in our past lives: spearfishing, drones, the works. Then we get into it: Clavicular is… ‘penismaxxing’.  The "high value woman doesn't accept coffee dates" TikTok trend  Young Australians are collectively wasting $2 billion a year on skincare they buy and never finish.  A woman in America has been arrested for posing as a real estate agent to film luxury $12–13 million Bel-Air mansions for her Instagram.  TIMESTAMPS 0:00 — Intro 0:56 — Laura's post-baby 8.5km walk broke her pelvis 6:19 — Clavicular is penis maxxing  13:56 — Matthew Hussey on the "high value woman doesn't accept coffee dates" trend 21:45  — Australians waste $2 billion a year on skincare they never finish 27:27 — Woman arrested for posing as a real estate agent to film Bel-Air mansions for Instagram You can watch us on Youtube Find us on Instagram Join us on…

People in this episode

Hosts: Laura Byrne, Britt Hockley

Topics covered

• relationships
• social media trends
• personal finance
• health and fitness
• cultural commentary

Keywords

• high value women
• coffee dates
• skincare waste
• Bel-Air mansions
• penismaxxing

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, YouTube

Places: Bel-Air

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