Offcuts: There's a Mouse in My Car, Drag Queen Trademark Wars & Are You Scared of Failing or Being Seen Failing?

About this episode

The episode discusses various topics including a mouse in a car, trademark issues between Patagonia and a drag queen, and societal views on failure.

Hey Lifers! Welcome to your little weekend snack! We kick things off with a very pressing issue: Laura thinks there's a mouse living in the roof of her car. Keeshia shares her own rodent origin story where she spent her honours year in a biomedical research lab dosing rats with very high quality drugs. Laura's mouse had a rougher life. We also revisit the great childhood mouse escape where approximately 15 pet mice gnawed through their cage and moved into the family home, which did not end well for them. Then we get into it: Uber has dropped its Lost and Found Index for 2026, and the list does not disappoint.  Patagonia the brand vs Pattie Gonia the drag queen & the trademark war that's taken over everyone's algorithm. Ballmaxxing. Men are injecting saline into their scrotums at home to make their testicles firmer, rounder, and more even. Is this actually so different from what women have been doing for years?  Is it the fear of failure, or is it the fear of people watching you fail?    TIMESTAMPS 0:00 — Britt's on holidays, Laura & Keeshia are running the show (nom noms still on ice) 0:50 — Laura has a mouse in her car. Two days in.&nbsp…

People in this episode

Hosts: Laura, Keeshia

Topics covered

• rodents
• trademark wars
• fear of failure
• self-improvement
• cultural commentary

Keywords

• mouse
• Uber Lost and Found
• Patagonia
• Pattie Gonia
• ballmaxxing
• fear of failure
• self-image

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Uber, Patagonia

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