What changes would you make to The Calendar in the next balance patch?
From Win Stupid Prizes by Hexagorgon
February 27, 2026 · 54 min · Episode 60
About this episode
The episode humorously explores absurd changes to the calendar, including historical events and modern concepts like microtransactions.
How would you like to relive the Bubonic Plague? How about help build the Pyramids? OK well what about having your Saturdays locked behind paid DLC? If you think these ideas are good we've got even more as we try to improve the calendar in this episode! Jamie organises a Smite tournament, Bear eliminates scheduling, and Eddie makes everyone a woman for a day, as Judge Alex just tries to figure out what month it is. We've got microtransactions and divine actions, randomisation and political implementation, history and herstory in our calendar balance patch pitches. Do any of them make a lick of sense? Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitch: hexagorgonlive YouTube: HexaGorgon Bluesky: @hexagorgon.com Facebook: HexaGorgonFB Patreon: Hexagorgon Ko-fi…
People in this episode
Hosts: Hexagorgon, Jamie, Eddie
Topics covered
- calendar
- Bubonic Plague
- Pyramids
- microtransactions
- political implementation
- improv comedy
Keywords
- calendar
- Bubonic Plague
- Pyramids
- microtransactions
- improv comedy
- politics
- divine actions
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