What job should Santa actually have?
From Win Stupid Prizes by Hexagorgon
December 26, 2025 · 50 min · Episode 58
About this episode
The episode humorously explores various job options for Santa Claus beyond his traditional role.
Santa Claus is looking for work. That's right, we've finally noticed that Jolly Old Saint Nick is only working 1 day a year, so we're going to find him some extra employment! Jamie wants him to put on a show, Eddie thinks he'd make a good Mr Beast competitor, and Bear (for reasons we still don't understand) is sending children to Mars. All the while Judge Alex is just trying to keep us off the naughty list this year. We explore sporting options including a referee and a WWE wrestler, look into the entertainment package with YouTube and strippergrams, and even consider loftier options such as Air Traffic Control and NASA. Or maybe Father Christmas should ignore all our advice and just settle down as a dog walker. Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitch: hexagorgonlive YouTube: HexaGorgon Bluesky: @hexagorgon.com Facebook: HexaGorgonFB Patreon…
People in this episode
Guests: Jamie, Eddie, Bear, Judge Alex
Topics covered
- Santa Claus
- employment
- comedy
- improv
- job suggestions
- entertainment
Keywords
- Santa Claus
- employment
- comedy
- job suggestions
- entertainment
- improv
- WWE
- referee
- NASA
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