What job would Mario actually be good at?
From Win Stupid Prizes by Hexagorgon
March 27, 2026 · 44 min · Episode 61
About this episode
The episode explores potential career paths for Mario beyond plumbing, featuring comedic suggestions and improv from the hosts and guests.
Plumbing just isn't paying the bills any more and the movie pay checks only go so far, so Mario needs a career change. But in what industry would Mario not just survive, but thrive? Paul wants Mario to eliminate the competition, Eddie suggests a life of crime, and Alex sits back as Judge Bear trials a bunch of voice lines in place of their answers. More accurately, we've got Olympic glitches, bug squashing, Charles Martinet x Chris Pratt, vault heists, Agent 47, and career counsellor all as potential options for Mario. We also accidentally pitch several excellent video game ideas. If you work at Nintendo get in touch so we can discuss royalties. Website: www.hexagorgon.com Twitch: hexagorgonlive YouTube: HexaGorgon Bluesky: @hexagorgon.com Facebook: HexaGorgonFB Patreon…
People in this episode
Host: HexaGorgon
Guests: Paul, Eddie, Alex
Topics covered
- Mario's career change
- video game ideas
- voice acting
- life of crime
- improv comedy
- competition elimination
Keywords
- Mario
- career change
- video games
- improv
- voice lines
- life of crime
- competition
- Nintendo
Mentioned in this episode
Organizations: Nintendo
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