About this episode

Heather shares her experiences from a show in Nashville, discusses voicemails about workplace crushes and relationship alternatives, and reflects on binge-watching documentaries.

 On this episode, Heather is back from her unreal show at the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville.  She chats about the afterparty on Broadway where she was pouring lemondrop shots for the girls where she is brought back to her days behind the sticks. After having a conspiracy dinner in the Turks, she came home to binge watch multiple documentaries.  She takes voicemails from people with a workplace crush, a weird request from an uber driver,  and someone looking for alternative experiences in their relationship. Episode Sponsors: Refresh your spring wardrobe with Quince. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for free shipping and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/absolutely to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code absolutely. Ready for your own reset? For a limited time, Prolon is offering Absolutely Not listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/absolutely . Let your hair be one less thing to worry about. See visibly thicker, stronger, faster growing hair in 3–6 months with Nutrafol. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering…

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