Trying Consistency

About this episode

Heather discusses her health issues, family revelations, and social media dilemmas while sharing voicemails from listeners.

On this episode, Heather is down in the basement and going through a lot right now.  Her fat kneecap is fat, but a visit to the Dr.’s office leads to hearing a missing puzzle piece about her Dad.  She also chats about the Buff City Soap mafia coming for her.  We hear voicemails from one of our Love on the Spectrum favorites, a mom debating about using her kid on TikTok and a royal family hater. Episode Sponsors: Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY ! #honeylovepod Head to livemomentous.com , and use promo code absolutely for up to 35% off your first order Visit yasso.com/ABSOLUTELY to enter and upgrade your freezer!! Go to RO.CO/ABSOLUTELYNOT to see if you’re eligible for the new GLP-1 pill on Ro. Here's the thing you need to know: lululemon does limited color runs, so when those new styles drop every Tuesday, they go fast. You don't wanna wait. If it's not for you, lululemon offers free returns, no risk. That's lululemon.com . New drops every Tuesday. Go now.  Learn more about Camp Unwritten under Limited-Time Offers at experiences.hyatt.com. Help protect your home systems – and your wallet – with HomeServe against covered repairs…

People in this episode

Host: Heather

Topics covered

• health
• family
• social media
• comedy

Keywords

• voicemails
• Buff City Soap
• TikTok
• royal family

Sponsors

Honeylove, Momentous, Yasso, Ro, lululemon

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