Spring Break Guardian Angels

About this episode

Heather welcomes live callers sharing their wild spring break stories.

On this episode, Heather is at the LA studio and welcoming her first live callers! These hussies really bring some wild spring break Absolutely Not’s to Heather and we are forever changed! We have callers that were down at the Villages, on a hetero bachelor party in Baltimore, wheelin’ and dealin’ in Daytona as a newly crowned amateur stripper, a near miss on girls gone wild Gen Xer and someone who voluntarily went on a Greyhound for over 24 hours. Episode Sponsors: Join the loyalty program for renters at  joinbilt.com/absolutely . Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you. Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to  honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY ! #honeylovepod Learn more about Camp Unwritten under Limited-Time Offers at experiences.hyatt.com . Visit yasso.com/absolutely to enter and upgrade your freezer! Find full giveaway details, rules, and regulations. Yasso awarded as product coupons. No purchase necessary. Open to 50 US/DC, 18+. Ends 11:59pm ET 4/30. Rules: Yasso.com/ABSOLUTELY Ready for your own reset? For a limited time, Prolon is offering Absolutely Not listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Program! Just visit&nbsp…

People in this episode

Host: Heather

Topics covered

• spring break
• live callers
• comedy stories

Keywords

• hussies
• bachelor party
• amateur stripper
• Greyhound

Sponsors

Bilt, Honeylove, Hyatt, Yasso

Mentioned in this episode

Products: Greyhound, Honeylove, Camp Unwritten, Yasso

Places: LA, Baltimore, Daytona

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