The Santa Claude Intervention: PastMaster Christmas Special

About this episode

The episode features a chaotic Christmas special where the hosts attempt to save a corrupted Santa in a dystopian North Pole.

The North Pole has gone very, very wrong. Father Christmas has swapped his "Ho Ho Ho" for a whiskey bottle and a whip, the elves are screaming, and the factory is belching black smoke into the Arctic sky. Merry Christmas from PastMaster. Laura, Elsie, and Meg from the Thots TV podcast return for a festive special that was supposed to be a sacred pilgrimage to Bethlehem in Year Zero. Instead, they're staring down a corrupted Santa who's gone full capitalist monster. Their mission: save Christmas. Their strategy involves questions about whether frankincense is flammable, a proposal to have the baby kill Santa, and a suggestion about smashing an egg on the newborn Jesus "to start a new tradition." The Game Master is in absolutely no mood for any of it. Sacred meets profane, history meets mythology, and three podcasters try to hold it all together while the AI makes everything worse. The Nativity is happening somewhere in the background. A dystopian North Pole is happening in the foreground. Whether the Baby Jesus can melt Santa's frozen heart or whether the Thots TV approach to theological problem-solving makes things significantly worse is a question that only listening can answer…

People in this episode

Host: PastMaster

Guests: Laura, Elsie, Meg

Topics covered

• Christmas
• history
• mythology
• comedy
• interactive adventure
• dystopia

Keywords

• Christmas
• Santa
• North Pole
• Thots TV
• PastMaster
• interactive adventure
• history
• mythology

Mentioned in this episode

Books & works: Thots TV, PastMaster

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