9ES362: False Prophets

9ES362: False Prophets

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May 12, 2026 · 1h 13m

About this episode

The episode discusses the humorous drama surrounding The Onion's attempt to purchase InfoWars, along with commentary on prophets and upcoming horror films.

If you have not been following hilarious drama surrounding The Onion’s attempt to purchase InfoWars then you’re missing out. Look, it’s even being reported on the BBC . Something that I did not actually know about InfoWars is that Alex Jones thinks of himself as a kind of prophet. Well, at least Tucker Carlson thinks so . “He’s channeling something, I’ve asked him about it. ‘How did you do that?’ At length, during dinner on my barn recently. We’re talking about this. ‘How’d you do that?’ ‘I don’t know. It just came to me.’ And that’s real. That is real. The supernatural is real and I don’t know why it’s hard for for the modern mind, I guess because it’s a materialist mind to accept that.” “That’s not a new phenomenon. It’s happened throughout history. There are people called prophets, and there are people who were prophets who weren’t called prophets, but there are people who have information or parts of information, bits of information, visions of information come to them and then they relay it.” We’re in the wrong business, kids. Anyways, we talk a little about some upcoming horror flicks, namely Zach Cregger’s Resident Evil and Mike Flanagan’s Clayface, both of which…

Topics covered

  • comedy
  • media drama
  • prophets
  • horror films
  • sports
  • pop culture

Keywords

  • The Onion
  • InfoWars
  • Alex Jones
  • Tucker Carlson
  • horror films
  • Montreal Canadiens
  • Eurotrip

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: The Onion, InfoWars, BBC

Books & works: Resident Evil, Clayface, Eurotrip

Places: Montreal, Tampa Bay

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