31 My Worst Christmas

31 My Worst Christmas

From Aardvark Avarice by Ryan Robbins

December 23, 2025 · 15 min · Episode 36

About this episode

In this episode, Ryan shares a humorous and traumatic story about his worst Christmas experience.

Happy Holidays Aardvarkians! Welcome to "My Worst Christmas." No Hans Gruber did not take over my Christmas Party, I received my Christmas bonus this year, but I wouldn't mind a one-year subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club, and I didn't spend all my bonus on removing my son's tattoo and betting on Santa's Little Helper. My worst Christmas involved just some light B & E and a lifetime supply of mild trauma. Enjoy!

People in this episode

Host: Ryan Robbins

Topics covered

  • Christmas
  • holiday stories
  • personal anecdotes
  • humor
  • family
  • trauma

Keywords

  • Christmas
  • holiday
  • anecdote
  • humor
  • family
  • trauma
  • Jelly of the Month Club

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Products: Jelly of the Month Club

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