
Episode #331: Not today, Jesus
From Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage by Unattended Baggage
March 7, 2026 · 60 min · Episode 336
About this episode
Adrian warns about selling everything while Alex expresses frustration over wooly mammoths amidst discussions on military and interdimensional beings.
Adrian warns everyone to sell everything right now, Alex gets angry at wooly mammoths, the entire military command structure says tells the troops they’re fighting to usher in the Second Coming, which is totally kosher with our Israeli overlords, and it’s apparently also OK with the “Interdimensional Beings” congress keeps talking about, but the one thing nobody’s talking about is the Epstein files.
People in this episode
Hosts: Adrian, Alex
Topics covered
- military command structure
- Second Coming
- Epstein files
- wooly mammoths
- Interdimensional Beings
Keywords
- politics
- society
- culture
- technology
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