I Almost Flipped a Table at a Sushi Restaurant | Ep. 281

About this episode

Arman discusses his investment portfolio and Bitcoin sale while Eric shares a sushi restaurant incident.

Arman reveals his new portfolio: 35% cash, heavy gold position, energy stocks—and why he sold all Bitcoin at $??K. Meanwhile, Eric explains why he almost flipped a table at a sushi restaurant over a DoorDash order gone wrong. This week: A live portfolio breakdown, the Strait of Hormuz oil play, AI displacement theory, and the sushi incident that Eric's "third eye" barely stopped him from escalating. Welcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/czHr62nvBY⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Alfalfa Distilled Newsletter 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://alfalfapod.beehiiv.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ Timestamps: 00:00:00 - Eric: "I feel the blood... I'm going to go nuclear" 00:00:30 - Alfalfa #281 Intro 00:01:00 - Nick's absence and the two-man show 00:02:00 - The sushi restaurant incident — DoorDash order dispute 00:04:00 - Eric considered flipping the table; "police might come" 00:07:39 – Red Pill vs. Blue Pill Recap 00:18:06 – Sponsor Shoutout (Z Biotics) 00:25:50 - Arman's portfolio rebalancing story begins 00:28:00 - Why…

People in this episode

Hosts: Arman Assadi, Nick Urbani, Eric Johanson

Topics covered

• portfolio management
• sushi restaurant incident
• AI displacement
• energy stocks
• Bitcoin sale

Keywords

• portfolio
• Bitcoin
• sushi
• AI
• energy stocks
• DoorDash
• gold

Sponsors

Z Biotics

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: DoorDash

Products: Bitcoin, gold, energy stocks

Places: Strait of Hormuz

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