#11 Merry Holidays! May you Not Crash Out Over AI Slop

#11 Merry Holidays! May you Not Crash Out Over AI Slop

From Amerisplaining With Walter by Blaine Selkirk

December 25, 2025 · 9 min · Season 1 · Episode 11

About this episode

Walter explores the themes of Christmas and political correctness through a humorous lens in his original Christmas song.

Broadcast legend briefly alludes to a topic he will be more fully exploring and alluding to in the next episode of Amerisplaining with Walter, that being The Inshitification of Real Life. K\He's keeping this one short so you can enjoy his vocal performance of his very own Christmas song. Don't Say Goodbye to Merry Christmas...Yet! DON'T SAY GOODBYE TO MERRY CHRISTMAS YET Christmas what a wonderful time of the year But how're we gonna know that it's Christmas If we never ever use the word Christmas, or even Mary Let's look at Holiday, it's a word that could apply to almost any day Like Mother's Day, Veteran's Day or Labor Day It's not really specific to Christmas It's so confusing This political correctness sometimes goes too far Neither Santa Clause nor Jesus gives a shit so let's not say Goodbye to Merry Christmas, yet! We'd go to office Christmas parties getting drunk And pinching all the the intern's buns (every Christmas, every Christmas) We'd whip out a cheezy plastic Jesus and pretend We were a bunch of nuns (every Christmas, every Christmas) We insulted everybody (you were assholes) And no one seemed to mind (yes we did, we really really did) Don't say goodbye to Merry…

People in this episode

Host: Blaine Selkirk

Topics covered

  • AI
  • Christmas
  • political correctness
  • holiday traditions
  • music

Keywords

  • Christmas
  • political correctness
  • holiday
  • music
  • humor

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Books & works: Don't Say Goodbye to Merry Christmas...Yet!

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