Anti-wave

This week, Robert explores the blurry line between attraction and insanity, while Ira insists every terrible relationship starts with someone saying, “Trust me.” Join Robert and Ira as they discuss Obsession and share their top 5 make-a-wish movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeart Radio, or Google Podcast Music. So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a lonely somewhat shy guy who works at a music store with a cat that just died and there’s a hot girl you work with but she only wants to be friends and you’re crushing on her and you wish she would really be into you and you almost get the nerve to tell her, but you’re a wimp and you buy a wishing stick and wish she would fall madly in love you, but then weird shit happens and she has extreme mood swings including screaming like a fucking banshee but the sex is hot, and she won’t leave your home and she duct tapes the door making it difficult for you to leave and she leaves you creepy notes at work and the sandwich she made is your fried dead cat and when you tell her it’s boys night out, all hell breaks loose and she goes anyway and makes a crazy ass scene, and when another girl is interested in you, she bashes her face into a bloody pulp and your only way out is to swallow a shit load of pills and she sobs, and then suddenly the spell is broken and she pushes your dead body off the couch onto the floor, then this podcast is for you!

This week, Robert praises the questionable glue choices that held Prowler’s world together, while Ira admits the only art department he’s ever run involved finger paints. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss the art department and production design process of their own film, PROWLER. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeart Radio, or Google Podcast Music. So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to sweat over every nail, prop, and paint color and not get ‘screwed’ in the process, then this episode is for you.

This week, Robert dives into a flood of biblical fever dreams, stone angels, and Russell Crowe’s thousand-yard stare, while Ira tries to figure out why no one brought a second unicorn. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss NOAH and share their top 5 boat movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeart Radio, or Google Podcast Music. So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a dude in some barren land with a hot wife and family and with these ugly ass monsters, and God asks you to build an ark and water spurts out of the ground and travels all over the land and trees and springing up all over the place which gives you the wood to start building an ark but it turns out the ugly ass monsters aren’t evil, they’re just pissed and they help with the construction of the ark and first the birds show up and then the snakes, and then a band of no-goodniks get in the way and there’s a big brouhaha and the ugly ass monsters defend you, but then the other tribe gets super aggressive and goes for the ark with a vengeance and it’s a huge battle royale, and the rains come and it’s a big ass storm, but then your son is pissed at you because you allowed his girlfriend to die, so your son helps get the bad dude on your ark and then your son gets his girlfriend pregnant and now you’re majorly pissed want to kill the baby and then your son is asked to kill you and he sets you up and the girl gives birth to twins and a humongous fight ensues and you lie and tell your wife it’s a boy and then the storm stops and all is right with the world, then this podcast is for you!

This week, Robert examines the delusions, disguises, and disastrously dumb decisions of wannabe criminals, while Ira swears the only felony he’s committed is emotional shoplifting. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss AMERICAN ANIMALS and share their top 5 college movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeart Radio, or Google Podcast Music. So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a college student and you team up with a group of slightly inept buds and hatch a half-brained plan to steal a rare and valuable first edition book from the college library, and you go to Amsterdam to meet with a couple of black market thugs who will pay you big bucks for the book and after a couple of missteps, you finally attempt the book heist and you hog tie and bound and gag the sweet librarian but at least you tell her you’re sorry, but you make some dumb ass mistakes like giving out your cell number and email address and the authorities track you down and you and your buds are arrested, then this podcast is for you!

This week, Robert spirals into a twisted ballet of insanity, while Ira's idea of a dramatic transformation is swapping his pajamas for sweatpants. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss BLACK SWAN and share their top 5 battlin’ bitches. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music. So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a thin sexy hottie in a tutu who is obsessed with ballet, and you live with your kind but over protective mother and you audition for both leading roles in Sean Lake, the sweet White Swan and the edgy Black Swan but your personality is more suited for the White Swan, and then a new dancer arrives on the scene who is hot and edgy and would make a better Black Swan and you start going bonkers, take some Ecstasy, and have hot lesbian sex with your dark and edgy competitor or maybe you don’t, and your jealousy gets greater and so do your disturbing hallucinations as you get in touch with your dark side and you descend into madness blurring the line between reality and fantasy and you grow feathers and wings and die, then this podcast is for you!

This week, Robert body-slams some marvelous movie metaphors while Ira continues to wrestle with technology. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE WRESTLER and share their top 5 last hurrah movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music. So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a washed up down on your luck has-been wrestler who’s locked out of your trailer home for not paying rent and you wrestle at rinky-dink local matches and put on fake shows and your girlfriend is a stripper and you do drugs and get beaten to a bloody pulp and have a heart attack and the doctor tells you to quit wrestling and the stripper tells you to contact your daughter but the kid tells you to fuck off, and your stripper girlfriend takes you shopping to buy your daughter a gift, and you have a beer with your stripper girlfriend, but she sees you as only a customer, and you work at a deli and bond with your daughter and you and your kid dance at an abandoned ballroom, but then the stripper says she’s not into you, so you kind of rebound with the drugs and shit, and you forget your dinner date with your daughter and she’s royally pissed, and at the deli you cut your hand on a meat slicer, and you go back to wrestling and the stripper apologizes for being a bitch and she walks away from her stripper job to see you at the big match, but then she splits yep she’s outta there and you climb the rope and hurl your beaten body onto your opponent, then this podcast is for you!

This week, two knuckleheads start talking about knuckleballs! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE SANDLOT and share their top 5 narrated movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music. So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a kid who moved to a new town and your stepdad tries to teach you how to play catch and your mom is cool and tells you to go out and breathe clean air and scrape your knee and you join a ragtag group of kids playing baseball and when the ball goes over the fence, they tell you about this huge monstrous dog that’s next door, and you bond like crazy with your teammates and do stuff together like go to a public pool with a hot lifeguard and go to a carnival where you chew tobacco and go on a ride and barf, but one of your teammates hits the ball so hard, it’s blown apart, so you take your stepdad’s prized baseball that’s autographed by Babe Ruth who you never heard of and play baseball with that ball, but the ball goes over the fence with the huge monstrous dog, and you and your teammates try to get it back and one of your teammates is visited by the spirit of Babe Ruth who tells him to go get the damn ball, and he does, but the huge monstrous dog chases your buddy all over town and you go to the owner of the huge monstrous dog, who is actually a kind blind man who collects baseball stuff, and he gives you guys another ball signed by Babe Ruth so your stepdad won’t be too pissed, then this podcast is for you!