348: We Bought a Zoo

About this episode

The hosts discuss their whimsical plans after buying a zoo, touching on various humorous topics related to animals and society.

Grab your Guardian cap and join us on the moving walkway for an all new LIVE! The Boiz bought a zoo and it’s time for them to implement their vision. Pat wants parks without borders. Matt puts elephants up for adoption. Mister Lister procures a soul for the depths of hell. Plus, what’s the mediumest animal? Can you discriminate against motorcycle riders? Why do otters smell like acorns? All that and a kick in a glass, and in a pouch, and it all happens LIVE! Plus, hit the link below and join us at the Gaspee Day Parade 5K on June 13th in Cranston, Rhode Island: ⁠https://runsignup.com/Race/RI/Cranston/GaspeeDays5k?raceRefCode=zEYBxkQs⁠ Be sure to join the Bungalow Gurlz and Boiz group.

People in this episode

Hosts: Pat, Matt

Topics covered

• zoo
• animals
• comedy
• live show

Keywords

• Gaspee Day Parade
• 5K
• Cranston
• Rhode Island

Mentioned in this episode

Places: Cranston, Rhode Island

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