#96🍺 54% Sober? Not on Our Watch
From BEER & BIKINI by Co-hosts J & A drink cold beer & talk travel, bikinis & more!
February 23, 2026 · 14 min · Season 3 · Episode 96
About this episode
A. & J. host a humorous funeral for Gallo Wines in response to a poll indicating a decline in American drinking habits.
A. & J. do the unthinkable… hosting a full-blown funeral — or celebration of life — for Gallo Wines. Yes, THE Gallo. Founded in 1932. The largest wine producer by volume. Allegedly closing up shop after a historic Gallup poll revealed that 54% of Americans aren’t drinking anymore. A 90-year historic low. Cue dramatic violin music. Naturally, we honor the occasion the only way we know how: by drinking a cheap (and slightly questionable) bottle of Gallo Zinfandel that will absolutely ...
People in this episode
Hosts: A., J.
Topics covered
- wine
- celebration
- sober living
- Gallo Wines
- American drinking habits
- funeral
- travel
Keywords
- Gallo Wines
- sober
- celebration of life
- funeral
- drinking habits
- Gallo Zinfandel
- wine producer
Mentioned in this episode
Organizations: Gallo Wines, Gallo
Books & works: Gallo Zinfandel
Places: America
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