Bowl After Bowl

Bowlers are crashing out, into the Bowl After Bowl lanes with Spencer and Laurien who found out what happens when trannies and magic numbers collide. The Supreme Court unanimously agreed the Second Amendment shall not be infringed and there's now a toker ticker. Pattern recognition is apparently not a strength of the lamestream media and some "Bitcoiners." To bring it full circle, the lanes are half mayo and half ragebait. Producers: Robert Willey, ericpp, ChadF, Rev.Hodl, cbrooklyn, Reed, Boolysteed, makeheroism

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: SircussMedia, harvhat, ChadF, Boolysteed, makeheroism, piranesi, Oystein Berge GET FREE STICKERSSend a self-addressed envelope toPO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 The Year o the Fire Horse is back-for the first time in 60 years (National Geographic) Intro/Outro: Badass Wolf Shirt - Everything Will Be Just Fire / Waves FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever licked something off of someone else. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever purged. TOP THREE 33 Tom Homan says ICE has located 3,300 missing children in Minnesota (Alpha News / Twitter)Wounded protestor missing for 33 day shot dead in custody, source says (Iran International) Ukraine's investigation grows deadlier for civilians: harm per strike up 33% despite global decline in explosive violence (AOAV) Man charged with 33 sexual offenses in London (BBC / archived) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Trump pardons 5 ex-NFL players for crimes including drug trafficking (CBS)Federal judge dismisses New Mexico cannabusinesses' lawsit challenging Customs and Border Patrol seizures of state-legal products (Marijuana Moment) Colorado Springs is using weed revenue to fund a firefighter training academy (KRDO) Smart & Safe Florida asks Supreme Court to restore 71,000 signatures state officials tossed (Florida.gov) Chicago mayor vetoes hemp product ban (Chicago Sun Times) New York Gov. Kathy Hochul signs bills fixing pot business zoning issue that threatened closure of more than 150 dispensaries (NY Assembly) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Arch Enemy's The World is Yours. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin price will fall to $10,000 as crypto 'bubble is imploding,' warns Bloomberg analyst (DLNews) Strategy's Bitcoin buying accelerates as $48 billion BTC stash sits underwater (Yahoo Finance) Bithumb lists Lighter (LIT) with KRW pair at 2,383 KRW reference price (Crypto Economy) Nancy Guthrie: new Bitcoin demand to ID kidnapper (TMZ) New money demand for identity of kidnapper (TMZ) TMZ receives 4th email demanding money (TMZ) Coinbase CEO addresses ETF 'paper Bitcoin' claims (Bitcoin Magazine) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Beloved roller coaster is permanently shutting down after 33 years (People) 33-year-old Ohio man killed shielding 12-year-old girl after they were both struck, run over by train (WTVM) Illinois family's 33-year-old cockatiel is the oldest in the world (Guinness World Records) Rescue group attempting to catch toucan on the loose in Las Vegas (FOX / YouTube) Third endangered giraffe born at Kansas City zoo in four months (KC Zoo Facebook) Serial underwear thief at New Zealand school identified as cat (Stuff) Australian couple hit with $4,000 fine because thief who stole their car was caught not wearing a seatbelt (Road and Track) Italy's famous Lovers' Arch collapses into the sea on Valentine's Day (The Guardian / archived) Winter Olympics runs out of condoms after athletes used 10,000 in three days (NBC) D.C. spills 250 million gallons of raw sewage into the Potomac in the past month (WTOP)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: PhoneBoy, Kevin S, ChadF, harvhat, HeyCitizen, phifer, marykateultra, ericpp Intro/Outro: BitBurner - Not Any Kind of Program GET FREE STICKERSSend a self-addressed envelope toPO Box 410154Kansas City, MO 64141 FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever ground and brewed fresh coffee. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to a sex shop. TOP THREE 33 It was 33 degrees on Monday. That's still cold. (The New York Times / archive) Militants kill 33 in Pakistan (The Associated Press)New Zealand television producer Alexander Breingan facing 33 charges brought by Serious Fraud Office (RNZ)33-year-old Massachusetts man granted parole after being sentenced to life in prison (Mass Live) BEHIND THE CURTAINNo comments or updates on rescheduling, a month later President Trump signs executive order establishing Great America Recovery Initiative (White House) Weed spilled in your car doesn't violate open container laws, California court rules (Yahoo)Recreational pot, 21 other citizen initiatives fail to qualify for Florida's 2026 ballot (AP) Maine campaign to kill adult-use pot market misses 2026 signature deadline (Cannabis Business Times) New Jersey dispensary bursts into flames (ABC 7 NY)$1.5B black market weed ring dismantled in Oklahoma-led investigation (Oklahoma.gov)Repeat arrests fail to stop vandalism at East Austin shop (KVUE / YouTube) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Slayer's Raining Blood. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin-led crypto rout erases half a trillion in a week (Bloomberg) Why has the price of bitcoin plummeted? Experts explain (ABC News) Bitcoin hovers near $78K with 'broader downtrend intact' (Yahoo Finance) TMZ receives ransom note for Nancy Guthrie -- in Bitcoin (TMZ) Digital Commodity Intermediaries Act passes out of committee, national security remains major concern (The Rage) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Resurfaced 3,300-year-old Egyptian document hints at biblical giants being real (New York Post)Aussie teen swims 2.5 miles to save family (ABC News / YouTube)Distillery owner shocked by loaded Al Capone-era gun hidden in wall (FOX)Girl topples 63,000-beer-coaster tower (FOX)Court reverses decision firing educator for reading 'I Need a New Butt!' (WLBT / YouTube)Shirtless Florida man who jumped through Taco Bell window, robbed it with 'large rock' sentenced to 4 years (FOX)Neighbors say a machete-wielding man is terrorizing their local park, San Francisco has no idea what to do about it (San Francisco Chronicle)French hospital evacuated after man shows up with WWI artillery shell in rectum (Leadership)Man using blow torch to melt ice burns house down (YouTube)Elderly lottery winner uses jackpot to build nearly $400M drug empire making pills from his cottage (LBC)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 420 Producers: harvhat, Boolysteed, ericpp, HeyCitizen, and ChadF And thank you to all the Buds who joined us: AbleKirby, CarBlanez33, Mary-Kate Ultra, makeheroism, SirSeatSitter, Boo-Bury, Frankiepaint, and Lavish Homegrown Hits every THURSDAY at 7pm CentralHyper SpaceOut SUNDAY at 7pm ESTThe Last Stop: Elan School documentary (2017)Check out tracks from ovvrdos and Delta OG along with previous Satellite Skirmishes Intro/Outro: Hurricane Turtle - Starfighter (YouTube) METAL MOMENT RevCyberTrucker is back and he brings us the O'Keefe Music Foundation's cover of Snuff by Slipknot.Follow along with him @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social