Cluedunnit

Combine the rakish-ness of Magnum PI with Mel Gibson’s hair, fold in a supernatural knowledge of antiques, add a healthy dollop of Agatha Christie’s English-ness, shake it all up into an hour-long show, and voila! You’ve got LOVEJOY! This ‘90s mystery brings out Jacob’s true attitude towards antiques, gives Jessica hair PTSD, and has a logic cop moment about trash bags, armor, and corpses. Join the fun on the Cluedunnit Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast) and find out what merch we think the producers could have made bank on with this episode, not to mention exactly what Jacob thinks goes in a trousseau. (As if he would know…) We watched LOVEJOY, series 2, episode 9, “Raise the Hispanic” Follow us on the socials and let us know what you think! Facebook: @cluedunnitpodcast Instagram: @cluedunnitpodcast And don't forget to discover even more mysteries and community with us on Patreon! You can find us on Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cluedunnit/id1582713330 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1PLXRlrkJFBTE6eE97YPwQ Overcast: You'll need to login with your Overcast account, but once you do, we're at https://overcast.fm/itunes1582713330/cluedunnit YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cluedunnitpodcast

Jacob loves artisanal cheese -- so why did he upset the cheesemaker at the Farmer's Market? Jessica is one of the most stylish people around -- so why does she want a sparkly crocheted toilet paper cover from a Farmer's Market? And what do Taika Waititi, Bret McKenzie, and golf have to do with the Farmer's Market? Maybe nothing! But then again, maybe everything! We also discuss protein donuts, a preponderance of watermelons, and relay some surprisingly accurate information about snakes! Join us on the Cluedunnit Patreon (patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast) and tell us what snakes you're afraid of! We watched THE BROKENWOOD MYSTERIES, season 7, episode 4, "Something Nasty in the Market." Follow us on the socials and let us know what you think! Facebook: @cluedunnitpodcast Instagram: @cluedunnitpodcast And don't forget to discover even more mysteries and community with us on Patreon! You can find us on Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cluedunnit/id1582713330 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1PLXRlrkJFBTE6eE97YPwQ Overcast: You'll need to login with your Overcast account, but once you do, we're at https://overcast.fm/itunes1582713330/cluedunnit YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cluedunnitpodcast

It's summertime, which means Jessica is once again trying to turn Cluedunnit into a bike racing podcast. Which is probably better than Jacob trying to remember the risque French he learned in high school. We also stumble upon the most brilliant - or just luckiest - bit of Google SEO ever related to villa rentals in the south of France. Because who hasn't always yearned for a stone farm house with a helipad? But can we fly in with the right guess? Join us on the Cluedunnit Patreon (patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast) and tell us what's absolutely necessary for your ultimate summer retreat! We watched THE MADAME BLANC MYSTERIES series 3, episode 4, "Jackal" Follow us on the socials and let us know what you think! Facebook: @cluedunnitpodcast Instagram: @cluedunnitpodcast And don't forget to discover even more mysteries and community with us on Patreon! You can find us on Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cluedunnit/id1582713330 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1PLXRlrkJFBTE6eE97YPwQ Overcast: You'll need to login with your Overcast account, but once you do, we're at https://overcast.fm/itunes1582713330/cluedunnit YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cluedunnitpodcast

Let's play a game called "Would you live there?" We name a place and you tell us whether you'd live there, even with significantly higher chances of being murdered. How about Cabot Cove? Midsomer County? A smelly houseboat on the edge of Chelsea? It's the thought of the smell rather than the murders that makes the houseboat unappealing -- but CHELSEA DETECTIVE is very appealing! This slightly snarky, possibly prickly detective wants to play bad cop, but he's not intimidating anyone in that cardigan. Instead, he's solving cases and we're guessing wildly. Is it finally time we get one right? Join us on the Cluedunnit Patreon (patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast) and tell us what murder capital you'd settle down in! We watched THE CHELSEA DETECTIVE series 2, episode 4 "A Crime of Passion." Follow us on the socials and let us know what you think! Facebook: @cluedunnitpodcast Instagram: @cluedunnitpodcast And don't forget to discover even more mysteries and community with us on Patreon! You can find us on Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cluedunnit/id1582713330 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1PLXRlrkJFBTE6eE97YPwQ Overcast: You'll need to login with your Overcast account, but once you do, we're at https://overcast.fm/itunes1582713330/cluedunnit YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cluedunnitpodcast

It's not a noir, but it's on the moor! We stay on our British, female detective stint and head up to Manchester for one of the great villains of all time. This is also halfway to a foodie episode, too. Jacob has some great ideas for restaurants looking to extend teh QR-code menu trend into a haute-cuisine direction and Jessica teaches us all about British flapjacks. Join us on the Cluedunnit Patreon (patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast) and tell us the weirdest menu you've ever ordered off of! We watched SCOTT & BAILEY series 4, episode 7, "Fatal Error." Want more? Join us on our Patreon at patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast! You can find us on Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cluedunnit/id1582713330 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1PLXRlrkJFBTE6eE97YPwQ Overcast: You'll need to login with your Overcast account, but once you do, we're at https://overcast.fm/itunes1582713330/cluedunnit YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cluedunnitpodcast Follow us on the socials and let us know what you think! Facebook: @cluedunnitpodcast Instagram: @cluedunnitpodcast

There's bleak, then there's Nordic Noir bleak ... And then there's Nordic Noir Bleak as personified by Kenneth Branagh -- which is technically darker than winter in Sweden. We checked! I'm not saying Wallander's ring tone is the sunniest piece of this show, but I will say it has fan pages! And after watching some episodes we're fans, too! We talk about that ringtone, shine a light on some amazing doggy acting, and get totally confused trying to remember the plot to UNCLE VANYA. Join us on the Cluedunnit Patreon (patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast) and share the worst thing you ever found at your new house! We watched WALLANDER, series 3, episode 1, "An Event in Autumn." Want more? Join us on our Patreon at patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast! You can also find us on Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cluedunnit/id1582713330 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1PLXRlrkJFBTE6eE97YPwQ Overcast: You'll need to login with your Overcast account, but once you do, we're at https://overcast.fm/itunes1582713330/cluedunnit YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cluedunnitpodcast Follow us on the socials and let us know what you think! Facebook: @cluedunnitpodcast Instagram: @cluedunnitpodcast

The only thing -- the ONLY thing -- you need to know about this episode is that this is the one where Jessica admits to licking a banana slug (not a euphemism) at Girl Scout camp in order to get high! At one point we also thought that a lizard might turn into an extra from Jurassic Park, Jacob confesses why he cleans in the buff, and we're both convinced that backstage on the set of HIGH POTENTIAL is just a mixture of show tunes and boxing -- but really you're only here for the banana slug story. Get your guesses in and get listening! We're starting an exotic pet menagerie on the Cluedunnit Patreon! (patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast) What pets should we have in it? What pets should we absolutely keep out? Come on over and let us know! We watched HIGH POTENTIAL season 1, episode 5, "Croaked." Want more? Join us on our Patreon at patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast! You can also find us on Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cluedunnit/id1582713330 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1PLXRlrkJFBTE6eE97YPwQ Overcast: You'll need to login with your Overcast account, but once you do, we're at https://overcast.fm/itunes1582713330/cluedunnit YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cluedunnitpodcast Follow us on the socials and let us know what you think! Facebook: @cluedunnitpodcast Instagram: @cluedunnitpodcast

What do CHINATOWN, THE MUSIC MAN, and FISK have in common? Absolutely nothing! But that doesn't stop Jacob from comparing them to MATLOCK, all in a desperate attempt to delay his guesses. Jessica makes a much better case for this episode to be a lot like THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY -- but loses points for her inability to whistle the theme song. We clean up the water damage and make some guesses in this very visceral episode. Guess what! We're starting our own white-shoe guessing law firm over at patreon.com/cluedunnitpodcast ! Come on by and tell us what field of law you'd practice! We watched MATLOCK, season 1, episode 4, "The Rabbit and the Hawk" You can find us on Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cluedunnit/id1582713330 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1PLXRlrkJFBTE6eE97YPwQ Overcast: You'll need to login with your Overcast account, but once you do, we're at https://overcast.fm/itunes1582713330/cluedunnit YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cluedunnitpodcast Follow us on the socials and let us know what you think! Facebook: @cluedunnitpodcast Instagram: @cluedunnitpodcast And don't forget to discover even more mysteries and community with us on Patreon!