Colton & Collin's Curious Conversations

In this episode of Colton & Collin's Curious Conversations, Blake (acceptee to Berklee School of Music) gives the lads a lesson in music, as they all talk about the influential bands of the 2000's, Colton's dream profession as a rapper, as well as their "ideal bands." Open your ears (or maybe keep them closed) for this very musical episode!Listen at ColtonAndCollin.com © 2018 All Rights Reserved

In this season premier episode of Colton & Collin's Curious Conversations, Pushya and Katie both join the lads as they all discuss the merits of fruit, the intricacies of cults, and actually talk about real-world issues for once in their damn lives.Listen at ColtonAndCollin.com © 2018 All Rights Reserved

In this episode of Colton & Collin's Curious Conversations, the lads interview Delaney about the sexiness of the kazoo, contemplate uploading one's consciousness into the cloud, and Delaney gives us all a lesson in climbing technique.Listen at ColtonAndCollin.com © 2017 All Rights Reserved

In this episode of Colton & Collin's Curious Conversations, Colton, Collin, and Nathan, discuss the ethics of having pets, how to be bad-ass, the pope's romantic life, and the situation of the new movie "Passengers," all while triggering literally everyone they possible can. Enjoy! (please take everything we say with a grain of salt, we're just goofing off)Listen at ColtonAndCollin.com © 2017 All Rights Reserved

In this episode of Colton & Collin's Curious Conversations, Colton, Collin, and Althea discuss the morality of cannibalism, the evolutionary advantage of beards, whether Collin could truly be a dad, what is a board game, is Colton a fascist, and we discover our spirit phones! (Disclaimer: Colton and Collin are actually NOT serial killers)Accessibility: Captionshello hi I'm Collin I'm Colton and this isColton collins cooking with chemistrythe only podcast that brings you themost stupid amd unadulterated things a couplehigh schoolers come up with in APchemistry it's just like NPR butinsignificant and bad absolutely eachweek we bring on a new guest and today'sfirst episodes guest is our lovelyfriend Althea Althea say hi or don'tyour choice hello that was Altheawe've created this podcast because we'rebored and we want to prove to ourchemistry teacher that we can beproductive but unfortunately notsomething that's chemistry related onpodcast related which means this podcastis gonna have nothing to do withchemistry or cooking oh yeah it mightkayvyun out occasionally yeah like forinstance we might talk about like themeth market for instance you knowbecause that's something we all shouldknow about just sayin we came up withthe idea because we were bored I think Ithink the I guess words were we shouldmake a podcast we should make a podcastwho is a guest on the show I have aquestion where did cooking withchemistry come from that's a very goodquestion so basically we're in this apchemistry class first and second periodif you want us to know both in highschool buzz now they have too muchinformation they're gonna kill us orwe're screwed yeah my social sorry theBruce 217 996 like five minutes into theshow you've already given them yourSocial Security did it again get used tothis coldness bulgar um over eventalking about like we're already coolare you serious dude this is kind of amain topic of the show where did cuttinginto chico oh that's right Colton wouldyou like to explain where we got ourname so Colton Collins cooking withchemistry originated when we were doinga lab in chemistry at the very beginningof the year where we were cooking withwhat are called crucibles we were likecooking sodium sodium nitrate orsomething like that point is we werecooking this compound in a little playceramic bowl andlike God can you cook this can you cooklike beef or whatever on popcorn I thinkpopcorn popcorn yeah we had a littletiny ones yeah we've had one of ourlittle amazing we're discussions talkingabout whether you could cook somethingin a crucible and we startled iteratingand the alliteration came to ColtonCollins cooking with chemistry and thenour different Collin took that andexpand I kinda I kind of ran with it wasthis snowball effect so here here wouldbe our and it's actually about colorfulcocaine we won't get into that but maybeon another another day we'll talk aboutthat cuz I have really great businessidea I do too all right calling allcasual consumers and curious customerspersonally consider carrying ColemanCollins carefully crafted cookiecolorful bouquet confections createdcourtesy of Coleman cons chemistrycrucible cooking convention containingcool culinary kids and community clubscredited for composing classes andcourses of cornering confusingconundrums concerning colorless crackcrimes and for all you people who areactual real viewers you will know thatthe beginning of that little mantra isthe beginning to our own bio as apodcast why are you calling the realreal viewers because the fake viewers wewill accept you for whatever you areplease follow like subscribe and this islike a bo burnham a thing like you it'sthis is a prince of this is like aprincipal like investing stuff like youdon't always say the customers right youjust just say occasionally just got seefuck'em dad's is a bad word that's rightoh lucky you don't be getting I don'tlive in a business investing I got athrowing you gotta throw some cuts birdsthat's what the teachers like these doyeah that's how you shut up this is howyou like explain like quantum mechanicsof stuff it's like it's like you havethe doohickey right and the doohickeydoesn't know where the hell it is butsee I like that I can't wait to them asa change as a teenage juice I can yeahI'll of quantum physics just you justlearned the basics of the uncertaintyprinciple doohickey doesn't know wherethe hell is where the hell it's goingit's like an emotionally distraughtteenager who's drinking too much alcoholin the weekends ruining their liveswe're gonna talk about cannibalism todaychildren okay we're not using that andwhy no I love thatit's a great transit it work great we'regreat at things here that Colton Collinscould become trip honest okay I'm goodthank you for offering cold and justoffered us water okay where k is printout right all right I'm gonna keep thatin I had this idea a few days ago and itoccurred to me as being very strangethat as people humans considercannibalism to be abnormally worse thananything else now fortunately our dearfriend Althea happens to be a vegetarianand probably has different perspectiveon the most people Althea would you eata person a better question is eating aperson worse than eating an animal whyall right so I would not eat a person asI'm going to assume you and Collinprobably would not eat people either amI correct in assuming that absolutelynot if given the chance if a persondonated their bodily organs or wellprobably not a liver because I don'ttake Louise masty but if someone like itdonated it like I then I know I'm gonnadie I'm gonna donate my muscles will youeat me I will gladly eat someone youknow actually well actually it depends alot of taste come on how would you Iprobably would hear the meat how wouldyou that's a good question what's thebest way to prepare human meat a reallygood question mother is better to eat ananimal or a person this is going to getreally deep but I think as a society wetend to value that which we think isinherently valuable which we placed onhuman interaction yeah but is thatmorally correct because fundamentallylike if we all assume that life isprecious which we should probably dobecause we're people and let her lifeforms that i was talking i was lucky iwas talking ok no wait some life is moreprecious than others i'm not just sayingthat saying that i believe that i'msaying that there's that mindset ok sothe mindset no we're talking about isthe mindset of some life being morevaluable than others justified yes or nono I think inherently we want to say nobecause like microbial life exists andlike bacteria existsand that's just so foreign Lee inferiorto something like a person to somethinglike your brothers and sisters ormothers and fathers valuating somethings value based off of something thatyou have inherently like imposed on theway that you perceive society and whatwell the fact that you've grown up in asociety that values human life and oursentient being pneus and placesinferiority on things that aren't thesame as we are we'll see that's aslippery slope though because like ifsomeone literally can't think properlyor what we would say properly I guesslike they inherently have a mentaldisorder we don't like treat them likefoxes or something it's because we thinkthat they still could have had thecapability to be what we are okay nowCollins been awfully quiet during Ihaven't kind of what yeah Cohen will yousay what do you think is some lifebetter than other life well see or morevalue what's weird is in our societytoday we do eat the flesh of otheranimals but not humans it's not okay toeat humans because well is it illegalthat's a question I'm on you is yeah itis a little early really you can youknow actually there was this interestingthing in like Ireland there's one guy inhere Annette like Louie was like who'sHank you i will donate my body forsomeone to eat exactly consensualcannibalism is less physical no no no sohe was tried as a cannibal the guy whomade you the punishment for eating aperson if that person was willing as farless than the punishment of just evensome random farmer joe aside from realarmor toast is really good all rightCollin give us your invite we can ignoreColton's awkwardness hey you guys arethe awkward ones so basically thesociety we live in today we do eat themeat of other animals but we don't eatthe meat of humans and so our society asis does I guess value some lies morethan others apparently yeah but is thatok I guess maybe is that fair is thatjustified I think it just it reallydepends on the person you're askingbecause I guess Althea is a vegetarianyou wouldn't eat the meat of any animalcorrectlike and would you say that other peopleshouldn't you the meetup other whetherthey're human or just animals well as mypersonal opinion I wouldn't eat and Idon't eat animals and I wouldn't eat aperson either I can't necessarily imposethat on other people if you could haveyour way with the world and say I wouldprefer if people not eat animals wouldyou say that necessarily just the waythat we live our lives has been socommonly revolved around eating certainfoods like meat and that's somethingthat's very prevalent and I wouldn'tnecessarily say it's a bad thing to eatme personally for me I wouldn't call younever really said would you eat a humanwould I eat a person like what if Iwould you eat me that's the question Iwould not eat you you a friend but likeif i died i'm like Colton as my lastwill I want you to eat me I want you toeat my flesh maybe I'm not offended Iwhat if I want you to if you wanted meto that I would consider it strongly butwhat if I what if I cut off my leg andone dude is like I knew your if you ateit okay okay why not sure I put you onthe spot yeah oh really I think the realquestion is what of survival if you guyswere saying that's that's a goodquestion island and you knew one of youwas gonna die before the other one thenif that person is rudy's to survivecould you make your rock paper scissorsright here wait to see who's gonna eatwho wait wait wait pause pause pause inthe scenario are we awaiting rescue nowe are going to that one of us is goingto die whoever will whoever doesn't leadI will absolutely are essentially onthis island strategy would I you killyou robotic well here's the new nohere's the thing it doesn't matter howyou killed a guy like if I died thatgood yeah i would tell you you likethat's just the thing i would ya cuz itssurvival yeah but who do you i think wewould probably like kill each other seeI think it'd be a rock paper scissors ohmy one of you sacrificed themselves forthe otherone final question for you Colton howwould you prepare a human how would Iprepare a human I allowed you season ithow would you okay so okay so firstthing interesting fact about people wehave the reddest of any like red meatlike the protein that makes me tread wehave like I think ten times higher thanlike what beef has so I mean human fleshis a carcinogen non-us you know that'sit that's it don't see my cursor to mebeing a carcinogen is like a whole otherconversation that like I don't even wantto try to get I all I'm saying is humanflesh a carcinogen if other reggioeverything everything is everything is acarcinogen if you think about it that'sall I'm gonna say point is there's noway to avoid answer Hoppus childrenthat's right now I need you who are usernow also now my children your matures Iare the phone that's already taking myeyes subscribe subscribe to iceberg onyoutube it's great channel we all guys afriend of ours okay anyway the way I'veprepare a human I would I would do thetenderest part of a person wouldprobably be along their spinal columns Iprobably take the meat from there Iwould I'm really quite a writer crap youknow this information you guys are goodyeah how do you know it's like whatbutchers use they always go for the thein size over the okay so let's do likethis is for animals in general yeah yeahhuman but I know how much I know aboutrandom things anyway I take that meetthat season I probably go ago humanWellington if that makes sense leavepeacefully so you're gonna hear to stumpme you're gonna stuff the spinal this isincredibly disturbing well you guysasked how I prepare I'm telling you howI prepare it like Oh last thing that Iwas gonna say to everyone is if it'salright if I energetic go for it um isthat if you haven't already seen it youshould watch the trailer of a new Frenchmovie called raw which is all aboutcannibalism is it like just peopleeating raw meat that's the whole movieis two hours of just dripping all overtheir facereally don't exactly notice it's aboutbut if you watched a red band trailer itis an intense movie wait long it's likethe Last Supper but everyone's justeating human okay it's just it's justit's just a live stream someone'sprobably me that into a thing okaythat's great sorry for that thank you somuch I had it I had to get some soundeffects for abused you have to keep itcute safeway our beards and evolutionaryadvantage absolutely you say absolutelynow why do you think they're anevolutionary advantage because I have apoint to bring up with us first of all Ilove facial hair if I could grow amustache or beard I absolutely would Iin fact tried last summer and it didn'tgo so well I'll probably try again thisis your bestest boy look so I'm actuallya dad Wilkinson I later Collin Collin isnot a pubescent boy he's actually i'mactually a four year old man it's sureokay wait wait just because we're inthis vein Collin is a 40 old man i am alike 25 year old ce o-- who acts like aneight year old but he doesn't have achildhood I ever will never had achildhood I was like I'll see you whatdo you think you are I think you arelike the genuine nine-year-old girl withpigtails lollipop suspend I meanprobably I all right I'm ovary appearedI don't want beers please tell us aboutyour beard it's gotta be a good viewthere you got to keep you a little trimyou gotta know why is it an evolutionaryadvantage great okay you think beardsare a good first of all first of allthey're really warm they keep you warmsecond of all they give you fromstarving because you get food chunks inthere like you're saying let's go byjust host stranded Island conceptexactly if I was triggered are you infirst of all either i would have to eathim at all because i'd have leftoversalready in my beard second of all if hedid die and i did eat him I would eatfor twice as long this is disgusting youanger me my blood in your beer and yourlike Isaac's I to look it up withpleasure oh my gosh no I'm just kiddingdisclaimer I am NOT a serial killerI would not I i would not equal okay howmany times you think I a person has hadto say disclaimer I him that a seerHewitt happens a lot and would besurprised I I give myself in a lot ofsituations where I have to kind of digmyself out of bowls I'm sure that'sgonna be really okay so back to thisidea why are beards and evolutionaryadvantage well I just told you my soglad they keep you warm and they keepyou from starving yes okay if we'retalking to evolution with and we beardsmake you more likely to reproducebecause they're hot see that's sexualside be very attractive beards are Ithink girls were shocked I'll see youinput all right don't like I just okaywe actually though this is a principalbiology is called like negligibleevolution probably butchering that it'sthe same thing to do with but hairthough that's the leading theory it'sjust that like evolutions not perfectand sometimes an advantage is like so mynew and effects solo people that it justdoesn't matter that's why we have buthair and also maybe why we have beardsdo you think the butt hair is gonna goaway and like a few cells got no God nobut anyway wait wait wait here's to theladies and gentlemen but hair is here tostay the most no no back to the actualimportant discussion beards now let'sassume the beards are an evolutionaryadvantage just for the sake ofconversation why don't women have beardsI can't answer a complex biologicalquestion like that well you're a girlyou should know this um because myhormones dictate that I don't like nothat's the medical that's the medicalexactly what why don't they like whydon't you have a beard I don't know Idon't know I mean yeah it's possible tojust not know the answer to a questionwell that's all we don't know the answerto any of these questions we're justtrying to rattle them off stupid answersisn't that the whole point that's theexactly are you trying to make the pointthat women don't have beards becausebeards on men are supposed to be like areproductor e advantage no no no I'mjust saying like let's assume thatbeards in some way our evolutionaryveins like they may keep your face warmand like prevent like whenfrom cooling your face or whatever whydon't women have beards in that sensethen i guess like the evolutionaryadvantage of beards doesn't really makesense but guys have viewed them whydon't well exactly one of the points wehave no an evolutionary advantagebecause if it really was then bothgenders oh so you're saying well nothat's that's just that's just provingthe falsehood that's not a legitargument well I mean it's like why it'slike why is the study guide Columbusmake sense honest so I'm a dad no notphysically i have not had any childrenCollin is a dad he looks like one he actslike he talks like one it's notnegotiate favorite dad joke read yourfavorite Joe ok so imagine my sonsitting there he goes dad I'm gay andthen I say hi gay I'm dad it's so funnyI laugh at it every time so I don'tlaugh when I see can you like jokesinteresting conversation my dad lastnight about homosexuality care to sharewell we were just talking about likehomosexuality and what's acceptable andwhat's not acceptable and how it isincorporated into broad social standardsyou know is very interestingconversation but other than that we'retalking about how Collin is actually adad and that's his real personality isyes man i am a CEO trapped in childAlthea's just a child it's my secretidentity i rip off my shirt and I'm a 40year old worries how a special costumethat comes with that going um someglasses a necktie do you have the mug noI'm dad I one day my goal is to have mykids by me that but I don't have anykids so I can't have that you can't buya number one dad mug for yourself that'sjust yet salute static that's justselfish and rude okay the question iscould call in discipline his theoreticalkids calling your input yeah I think Icould I can I can lay the hammer downI'm not gonna be mean to them not gonnalike abuse em but I think I can get themstraight you know okay me and Althea'sopinion on three one two three god noi I'm yeah like I think I think maybesometimes maybe sometimes I'm actuallyif I'm on Cullen is no I'm sorry youcannot bring the hammer down as you saidI'm sorry see the thing is that like alot of I think despite Collins personaas a 40 year old dad I think that 40higher year old that I think 14 43 43year old dad hey sorry I'm gonna say 38I'm the young growing dad maybe 30 i see38 38 37 38 37 it's definitely 3830 if Iwas 38 I would have a beard okay all I'msaying is that constable persona is a 38year old dad whereas in all actuality hehasn't had kid yet and I feel likeparents kind of transform after theyhave children it's real but do you thinkthat that's what I have future we're nottrying predict the future we try and saycould call it in his state day isn'tright now assuming he doesn't changecould heat disciplines children I don'tthink so now here's why I think Itotally could here's why Collin is asweetheart that's why we love him he'sjust a little big ball sweet nice thanksI appreciate that but point is that hewould not be able to bring himself tolike exert the full measure ofdiscipline needed on his kids like onwhat is the most disciplinary thing yourparents have done to you that's a goodpoint my parents are very nice i love myparents have you done anything thatrequires discipline that's something Iextreme I'm a good boy I don't can yousay that more robotically I am a goodboy that's the thing I really haven'tbeen punished that bad I needed myparents have taken my DS away well iguess like no more video games but ilike my parents are recruiting comptonwhat about youmy parents threatened a lot to throw thexbox of the window but they never evengot close to that that was weird like mymother would like I think it was likeonce every two weeks she would be like Iwill throw the xbox out the window andwe're like nerd so that was as bad as itgot for me well now that i think aboutit my mom sent home my friend Wademultiple times wait if you're listeninghi I haven't told you about this podcastyet but I will in the soon future soon'syou turn take it oh yeah my mom kickedwait out a few times because we weredoing stupid things like smashing anapple with a hammer all song it wasreally fun except that the Apple didn'treally smash it just kind of got juiceif her and is really messy and my mom'smad wait were you indoors yeah we werelike oh my god there's my dining roomknow what I've always wanted to do istake one was like those air pressurepumpers and like stick it in awatermelon and then that would beawesome except I don't think it wouldwork I'm sorry I don't know I don't knowno no because it would squirt out thelittle side where you put the mouthsLuet mccrory put the needle in me it'sgonna spread outside you guys have seenlike videos of like watermelons gettingshot 12 or 18 yeah and when they put therubber bands like tons of rubber bandson a watermelon and it just explodes Iwanna do that really bad so have youseen that you just put a bunch on ityeah and she just makes it like itexplodes everywhere it's really coolokay so wait how many other rubber bandswould it take to explode a watermelonlet's test it well we'll be back in afew minutes i'll add another jingle herequestions start a mythbuster series Iwould be pretty cool call me Collinsmythbuster comic con su green chemistryMythbusters division so who's the trialthere's okay go clean the back it upback it up back it up back it up so okayso this is important thing if I'm goingto defend the fact that I am a CEOtrappin eight-year-olds body no you'reyou're on my way to see us body okayokay all the way around sorry soI occasionally act very childish likewith why did with Althea right therewhere I was like to her which I thinkwas adjusted my response because she wasbeing a little bit of a dirt but also Iprune and like like enjoy going to bedearly prune like the fruit yeah you knoware you comparing a shriveled-up plumwith an old person so now you're an 87year old CEO then happy this is all ofan eight dozen you know like you knowyou know like Silicon Valley investorsare like 26 but they've aged like 17years because of like just the justhorrible lifestyle they meet I'm likethat guy that's you okay yeah that's aviolation your personality yeah that'swell I also sell fast aisles of theyouth of a Negro think about like thenhe's very youthful just on eight yearolds are immature so are you I mean I'mnot gonna deny that all I'm saying thatwas such a lie come back I make yourface but yeah exact but i was little ithought that i was the inventor of yourface jokes oh yeah i know that must havebeen like but like just learning thatlike someone oh I told everyone I'm likeoh I came up with that cuz I thoughtthat I did but I didn't he thought yousure like a national movement of yourface and well I just thought I startedin my class because I didn't talk tokids outside my class boys going back tothe main topic Collin i think is toosweet to dis da kids what are you whatare you saying is required to disciplinediscipline you I think I think you needlike two I don't I just I just feel likethat you could not you could not reallyshe would not want to like really likecome down there gonna be if their beerdis okay dump that sounds really balconif they're there like not going to bedthey're not going to the bed of theright time and I'm getting really tiredI will want to discipline okay wait waitI'm sorry with these responses beenbugging this been bugging me why do welike make kids go sleep like nine oreight cuz they need a larger sheep yeahyeah it like Frankie if they're not theyalso like wake up at like 6am every dayit's all about like consider a littleschedule well then why is it set soearly why can we just saygo to bed 10 because I they don't getenough sleep under what assumptions likethat's a silly do you think that ourparents are just making us go to bedearly because they weren't I think it'sjust because their parents made them gobed early you think they'd like startedall the way back to ancient ways like asecret parent culture that no one knowsabout until they're actually a parentand I like initiated in the situation sothat like when their kids go to bed ateight the parents then sneak out andMike hit Durant oh my gosh you sweetrock the code of adult society we foundoh my gosh much parents coming towardsus uh and in podcast us Althea actuallylooked out the modules window like ohshit someone's coming forever be honestI did too they fell for it ok no no I'ma very gullible person actual reasonthough why parents do that I think is sothat they can have like an hour chancewhat I was saying yeah just want youyeah they just want to chill that'sprobably why if we're honest withourselves where they can like sit backwatch breaking bad maybe we should checkabout board games I love bored let'stalk about board games Althea as ourguest what do you want to know what'syour favorite board game Settlers ofCatan said I haven't closed not putarguable settlers potato wait wait Shanemagnate food chain magnate it's thisamazing game that's like worth it's like200 bucks it's made by like two Dutchguys in their basement it's all 50 styleand literally you build a likecorporation and it's so fun it's likesettlers of catan SI yo in the makingsee so know why I have a doing wishinthough that's gonna it's reallyimportant why does everyone hatemonopoly its oh crap it's overratedthat's that's my thing I think Iactually can't even have really serves Idon't think that it's good enough forall the popularity gets I think becauseit was one of the first well no itwasn't mother first it was just like theloan I mean there's like a yeah it's oneof the first like big like company youpoor gates not not like because you makeit ok do you guys know the game connectfour I didn't I'm not fair to connectfour do you consider it a board game orjust yes because it comes that box likenew yeah what really is a board gamedoes it need to have a board yeahor does it come out box you could saylike card games support no no no there'sa very important distinction we're at amat board games have a board tabletopgames are what you're thinking of boardgames are the sub category withintabletop games what if you're playing ona board then it stands either a boardgame or a tabletop game all of thosekinds of games are tabletop games butnot all and all board games like amighty battle games included in theboard game culture yes yes but this isimportant not so there's like it's likeconcentric circles the big circle istabletop games the smaller circle isboard games so k 4g came are alsotabletop games but tabletop games arenot necessarily board game there you goit's like it's like great things inelephants way way back to food chainmagnet oh my god one of the best gamesever played hold on i'm just gonna shutup both of you this is amazing so 50style i know you were usually makes mewant to talk with Wars okay okay sofruit chain magnet it's 50 style you'rea CEO you're just like you're justtrying to make the trend like take overa town with your freakin restaurant it'sreally cat dumb right yeah it's arestaurant cuz i was confusing with meyeah food chain magnet what's your foodchain called yeah what we have is nameda fast reader oh I don't know way wayI'm not gonna know I'm finishing thisI'm finishing this little talk aboutsomething else I'm sorry I'm reallysorry all thing about my name while he'sranting like food or whatever a goodname for just a restaurant in generalwould be spicy avocado don't know why Ithink you're right anyway the game sorryI'm real sorry hi Andy a cat is justlike you create a restaurant it's soawesome and go around you place therestaurant and you like market and thenyou makes that it sounds really boringbut so fun it's like in contain the factthat you're like shouting so loud at thefact that they're now marketing pizzasinstead of burgers like I have merelylike decked a few me it sounds like agreat idea they start no I friend ofmine owns it I've nearly like punchedpeople because they start sellinghamburgers instead of pizza and stufflike that and like start marketing softdrinksit's all super question does copy tohave some anger issues I just kept youreally really passionate about selectfew things he's a fascist frat boy I amNOT a fascist frat boy you absolutelyare this is exactly we were talkingabout earlier today Althea was claiminghow you're a frat boy she said and Iquote Colton would be the fascist fratboy the leader of a fraternity focusedaround get this board games I trumpetslion it wasn't a whore game that's nerdygame no no no no no that was ushigh-fiving hit the mic stand I am NOT afascist frat boy I have no idea what youguys talking about even a little bitlike honest to god explain yourselvessee you can't do it I think thisconversation speaks first no do youremember the day I came into chemistryand I related myself to a phone yeahthat was really good stuff what was myanalogy I don't remember but you it wasa good analogy she was something how ourbatteries dead like that you're like Ithink you were like you like this notdisposable you like the old-timey nonsmartphone that's like has like reallycrazy durable batteries but as like onits edge because it's been thrown off ofso many buildings at this time becausepeople are just yeah I thought I thinkit was actually I think that wasactually the exact like if I'm beinghonest you do look like you've beenthrowing up you building before huh burnI'm sorry another question if you guyswere a phone what kind of photo gbsamsung galaxy s i'm not that iphonebasic shit oh yeah i don't know iprobably i don't know phones are toosimilar to distinguish I'd want to belike one of those it's not hanging up onthe wall but a rotary firm it's justlike on the table that would be me thosewould be good night you know if you werethat I like them I like the wall phonesoh no no those phones that are like ohyeah like you have my boyoh yeah soup can phone oh they'll say ohI have the perfect one it's theplayground phones do things that comeout of the ground and then youcommunicate drew those are the coolexactly most of the time kids just don'tstand up in there and then you can'ttalk to each other yeah but you knowthat you do it right then they'reawesome all right well I think we aregonna wrap up now we'd really appreciatea like I don't even know if you couldlike on soundcloud I have zeroexperience was elderly like art like artpodcast please we'd love a follow I'msure you already so usually at the endof these episodes we're going to try tocome to a consensus of everything we'vetalked about so we talked aboutcannibalism a little bit where welearned that I would eat Cullen probablyand he would eat me most like me andhealthy would not eat anyone talkedabout beards and how they might be anevolutionary advantage and you usedlogic to show they probably weren't weasked whether Collin could discipline iskids night and which I could he couldnot which I am vehemently against consvehemently for and Althea being thewishy-washy person that she is dwells inthe mill thank you for that positive ohyou know I love you bro and then wetalked about how each how Collin is a dadI am a CEO in an eight-year-olds bodyAlthea is just a normal eight year oldand also how I'm apparently a fascistfrat boys for board games which I'm notdeclare yes is he absolutely really thiswhole podcast could be used as evidenceI hate all of you anyway next week we'dlove it if you guys if you want tocomment any questions you want us totalk about next week we'll probably talkabout something along the lines of thelegal system whether Kong could have dosome very important TV characters andthe most important question who were allnext guest be tuned in thanks forwatching