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What time is it? It's time for more heartache, music, and de ja vu! What's that? That sounds like the start of the last episode? Well, you would be right! Because we are, once again, picking up where we left off with Finn and Jake and Flame Princess where we last left them: in a dramatic standoff of emotions and fire. In the studio, The most excellent and and royal of royal pigs, Empress Velvet Queenpig, devourer of both fresh leaves and crunchy snacks, has taken the studio hostage and, at the end of the show, will open a hose, releasing 10 million bees. Will the humans be stung to death, in a fit of swearing and stomping, or will her majesty be take. Advantage of once again by that tricky Coyote and had very professional Acme briefcase? Tune in and find out!

What time is it? Time for a super side quest! Finn and Jake have a background sandwich adventure while a sweet snow golem helps a baby fire wolf find its way home to its pack at the top of a hot hot mountain. In the studio, RoseCat and Mahadopus give a preview for the 2026 season, and breathe a sigh of relief for a cute adventure. Little do they know that near their feet a royal coup is brewing; Empress Velvet Queenpig, most regal of the regal, most royal of the royal, and the most hairless of all hairless animals, has concocted a scheme! Parked nearby is her Royal train; building pressure to explode. Will her demands for snacks be met? Or will the humans meet an untimely demise in an unfortunate explosion? Tune in and find out!

What time is it? Time for a horrifying adventure! Finn tries to solve the mystery of Ooo's missing citizens and Jake's secret surprise party. Meanwhile, in the studio, Mahadopus declares this to be the most disturbing episode and his least favorite. RoseCat revels in any opportunity to bring up the X-Files, but who cares?!? Within the walls of her royal courtyard, Empress Godqueen Velvet, most royal of pigs and superlative of queens, performs a summoning ritual to bring forth an undead army that will once and for all subdue, not only the noxious show hosts, but all of humanity, to her most excellent wills. Will humanity be annihilated under the tiny feet of the undead? Or will the humans make a sufficient offering of carrots to stay her dark ritual? Tune in and find out!

What time is it? It's time Zombie War 2: Undead Boogaloo! Princess Bubblegum's zombie serum is wreaking havoc with the citizens of the Candy Kingdom. I know what you're thinking. No! This isn't episode one! This is episode 65, fool! Finn and Jake better get moving if they want to survive the night. Meanwhile, back in the studio, RoseCat and Mahadopus discuss their favorite zombie movies. In a brief troubling moment, RoseCat alludes to potential knowledge of codename "World War Pig". How could she possible have come by this knowledge? The plans for the first stage of world domination led by the royallest of pigs herself, the most excellent Velvet Queenpig of the quilted floor kingdom. Actions must be swiftly taken if plans to seize control of the studio are to avoid detection by the big dumb giant humans.

What time is it? It's time to solve another mystery on Ooo! Treetrunks's apples have been stolen! Does this mean a future with no apple-based treats? Not if Detective Finn and Jake have anything to say about it. Back in the studio, RoseCat and Mahadopus alternate between nostalgia for their favorite detective movies and wondering what's for lunch. Meanwhile, on the ground, Her Royal Queen Pig of Pigginess takes an early episode strategic-retreat after RoseCat threatens to turn her from a monarch to an appetizer! This insult shall not be forgotten. Will the humans even notice that the episode posted late? Will they notice that RoseCat was repeatedly facing away from the mic while speaking? No. That is the power of a pig monarch! You would all do well to fear it. How will the next plan be even more diabolical? Well, you will have to tune in and see. Should her Royal Pigly Pigness allow it.

What time is it? It's alternate advenrure time! Fiona and Cake are the most famous heroes in the Kingdom of Ooo, and must face off against their enemy, the ferocious and deceptive Ice Queen, before her evil machinations ruin Prince Gumball's biannual Gumball Ball! Wait, that doesn't sound right. No matter! In all realities, some things remain constant. The most important being that her Royal highness, Velvet Queenpig Pigness, most royal of royals, muncher and crunches of snack treats, and ruler of all she surveys still reigns supreme. I am sure that you were deeply concerned, dear listener, and your loyalty shall be rewarded. For you see, in this reality, her Royal pigness is of an enormous size, towering in at over 20 feet tall, closer to the size of her ancient ancestors. For recognizing her true power, you shall be spared the pigly fate of the unwitting podcast hosts.

What time is it? Time for a lemonade kidnapping nightmare full of cosplay and delusion! Ice King tries to force friendship on Finn and Jake by trapping them with a freezing potion. In the studio, in a rare incident, her Royal Pigness, Empress Velvet Godqueen herself barely makes a verbal showing. While normally, she would was philosophical abiut kingdom politics or her desire for world domination, today listen to her opt to make the humans dance for her. Listen how they helplessly crinkle bags of vegetables trying to get her to perform, but to no avail. In this game of political chess, Velvet, her most royal highness, is always ten moves ahead.