Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy Podcast

After about 21 minutes of talk about Star Trek Movies and how Rachel is STILL working through FFXVI, we get down to business talking about Chrono Trigger. Dinosaurs being assholes, future people being assholes, and Lavos ABSOLUTELY being an asshole, AND MORE await on the next episode of DAAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!! As always if you wanna reach out for any reason, tell Jake he's a sexy beast, tell Rachel she is incredibly awesome, or comment on how the show is doing - feel free to reach out to us at damnchobo@gmail.com or @damnchocobo on the major Social Media sites! Intro: Corridors of Time Remix by OSRSBeatz Outro: Dumbest Girl Alive by 100 Gecs

Rachel and Jake start what was supposed to.a short audio clip for social media that blew up into a full on mini-episode. Complete with shit-tacular audio, we talk about if Chrono is an interesting character or not. Intro: There isn't One. I mean, I guess me talking about the episode? Maybe that counts? Outro: I didn't incude one because... welll..... this was supposed to be a quick bang out thing and I'm really tired! I Dunno, blame Jake! It's his fault somehow! I don't know exactly but I'm certain :D As always feel free to reach out to us at damnchocobo@gmail.com if you wanna tell us how hot we are or @damnchocobo on the main socials if you wanna get your feed occasionally hit withour dumb nonsense.

After totally forgetting we finished recording Rachel finally gets around and edits/uploads this episode! After around 28 minutes we finally talk about Kingdom Hearts 3's DLC - ReMind! We talk about stuff, it's mostly good. I dunno, I'm too embarassed the episode is so stupid late! As always you can contact us at damnchocobo@gmail.com or @damnchocobo on various social media! Intro: Scala Ad Caelum Battle Theme (Edge of Existence) - SilverTom Remix Outro: HATEFULL by HEALTH

Rachel and Jake sit down to bid goobye to 2022 the only way they know how. By sitting down with some drinks and playing old games while also swearing a lot. This year we sit down with the recent TMNT "Cowabunga Collection" and play the original Arcade Game, the arcade version of Turtles in Time, and then to a bit of fooling about in the Hyperstone Heist because why the heck not? Along with nostalgic memories and about a billion button clicks we talk about our "TOP 10 THINGS/EVENTS/WHATEVERS" of 2022. As usual you can reach out to us at damnchocobo@gmail.com or on most social media @damnchocobo

Jake and Rich (or is it.... Rachel?!?!?!?) get back to business after a somewhat insane delay to continue our run through Kingdom Hearts 3! Game talk starts around 25 minutes in where to discuss Sora talking toooons of trash, old threats seeming somewhat aimless, the main characters also being somewhat aimless, the games lack of any real damand on the player to be skilled, why some worlds are excting and others are not, and much much more (not to mention Jake frequently drumming on his table - seriously dude wtf!) on the latest episode of DAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!! As always you can reach out to us at damnchocobo@gmail.com or @damnchocobo on the varous popular social media channels (as in Facebook, Twitter, Instagram). Intro: Face My Fears - Kasger x MELURAN Bootleg Outro: Yen - Slipknot

After 35 minutes of discussing the early episodes of Obi Wan and giving updates on our collecting hobbies (YES I KNOW WE SHOULD HAVE GOT TO THE POINT) we almost kind of start talking about Kingdom Hearts 3.... but mostly spend the majority of the episode just trying to recap the previous games in the series. Sooo uh... enjoy that. Please don't make this your first episode. Or maybe it's a great first one? I have no idea. If you have any questions or want to reach out to us for any reason feel free to email at damnchocobo@gmail.com or reach out @damnchocobo on all the standard social sites. Intro: Dont Think Twice REMIX by The Punkens Outro: Scoring the End of the World by Motionless in White

After 18 minutes of typical catchinig up nonsense, Jake and Rich get down to talk about the finale of Final Fantasy Tactics. Tragedy and Triump, a very long optional dungeon, obtuse rare item aquisition mechanics, and a metric ton of butts getting kicked await on the latest tear jerking soul breaking episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Intro: Decisive Battle by Lorenzo de Sequera Outro: Loveletting by VV

After what feels like constant wild ass life events the duders (and occasionally Rich's daughter Darcy) FINALLY get it together and put out ANOTHER EPISODE! After a brief 10 minute catch up on random goings on they get down to talking about how badass THUNDER GOD CID really is, how incredibly badass Agrias can be, more goings on in the Beowulf & Reis sidequest storyline, THE AQUSITION OF CLOUD, and some fights against dudes that Jake really really did not enjoy. All of this and more on the latest UNPRECEDENTED WORLD CHANGING EVENT we call DAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!!!! As always if you have questions or thoughts or just wanna say hi, you can reach us at damnchocobo@gmail.com or @damnchocobo on your favorite social media sites. And if you wanna leave us a review somewhere - please do! Intro: Antidote (Orchestral) by Pontus Hultgren Music Outro: Battlefield by Blind Guardian