TOUCHING GRASS. TOUCHING A$$.
From Dear Pod, by Erin Maguire, Patrick O'Brien, Jim Ferris
April 23, 2026 · 25 min · Season 6 · Episode 30
About this episode
The hosts discuss imaginative ways to spend a windfall at their bar while entertaining the idea of annoying their neighbors.
OK, Dream with me. The Maha'a Tiki Bar just inherited five million dollars. The world is our oyster. Besides the obvious Velvet Elvis that we are going to commission for behind the bar, how else are we going to blow out this bar to piss off our neighbors? God, I love this game. Welcome to the Lounge! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
Topics covered
- bar
- money
- neighbors
- comedy
- imagination
Keywords
- Maha'a Tiki Bar
- Velvet Elvis
Mentioned in this episode
Products: Velvet Elvis
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