Uncle TED Talks (formerly Dogface Dudes)

Uncle TED Talks (formerly Dogface Dudes)

From Deliberating Dogface Dudes by allenmarcus.com

February 16, 2026 · 3h 6m · Season 44 · Episode 401

About this episode

The episode features a discussion with Ted Scottstrong about the machine uprising and various related topics, including anti-bot weapons and the sex robot economy.

Guest Ted Scottstrong joins to discuss his new show about preparing for the machine uprising, and things escalate quickly. The crew brainstorms anti-bot weapons (foam cannons, trained falcons) and explores the inevitable rise of the sex robot economy —including timeshare robot pussy , robot douchers as a career path, and Crazy Larry's Fuck Robot Emporium . Yes, really. But that's just the warm-up. The conversation somehow touches on serial rapist alpacas named Buddy, guard alpacas , sniper peacocks , and the attack turkeys that guard Ted Bennington's farm. We discuss robophilia , the Campaign to Stop Killer Robots , and whether base-edited babies mean corporations can soon patent human beings.  Other highlights include:  Bono's Cancer (Bo Jackson's blood as a miracle cure) Chatgoopt.com and whether AI needs guardrails The Robotics Special Olympics and why metalhead mental health proves heavy metal saves lives Man bear pig references that somehow age everyone in the room Weimar Republic of America and the coming age of unpersoning The scientific debate over whether the 49ers' injuries are caused by ELF exposure from a nearby power plant Methane gas turbines , facial…

People in this episode

Host: Deliberating Dogface Dudes

Guest: Ted Scottstrong

Topics covered

  • machine uprising
  • anti-bot weapons
  • sex robot economy
  • robophilia
  • Killer Robots
  • mental health
  • conspiracy theories

Keywords

  • machine uprising
  • anti-bot weapons
  • sex robots
  • robophilia
  • Killer Robots
  • mental health
  • conspiracy theories
  • Bono's Cancer
  • methane gas turbines
  • facial recognition

Mentioned in this episode

Organizations: Chatgoopt.com, Campaign to Stop Killer Robots, Robotics Special Olympics

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