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The fixture pile-up threshold, Sean Dyche playing "Sean Dyche" & under-10s trophy parades
May 5, 2026
49m 58s
Team-talk mythology & the stickers of European toilet cubicles: The listeners' loves & hates
Apr 30, 2026
49m 34s
Great adverts for the pyramid, technicians of the sphere & Qatar to Coventry in 3 minutes
Apr 27, 2026
42m 45s
Elite barbers' FPL advantage, the Collins-Tomkins dilemma & doing The Terrestrial
Apr 22, 2026
47m 01s
Lee Dixon on toast, “advantage City” & a commentator's Copacabana complex
Apr 20, 2026
46m 55s
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| Date | Episode | Topics | Guests | Brands | Places | Keywords | Sponsor | Length | |
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| 5/5/26 | ![]() The fixture pile-up threshold, Sean Dyche playing "Sean Dyche" & under-10s trophy parades | Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare, David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: the trickiest title-race-classification task so far, legendary Premier League goalkeepers in petty criminals’ middle names, Sean Dyche's Instagram unveiling, Tim Sherwood on modern football and some awkward football phone-in moments with Chris Sutton. Meanwhile, the panel anticipate Tom Hiddlestone's Champions League punditry and debate how many games constitute a "fixture pile-up". Play the new Happy Hunting Grounds daily quiz at games.footballcliches.com Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices | 49m 58s | ||||||
| 4/30/26 | Team-talk mythology & the stickers of European toilet cubicles: The listeners' loves & hates✨ | listener entriesfootballing fascinations+4 | Charlie EccleshareDavid Walker | Football ClichésDreamland+2 | — | footballteam talk+5 | — | 49m 34s | |
| 4/27/26 | Great adverts for the pyramid, technicians of the sphere & Qatar to Coventry in 3 minutes✨ | Premier Leaguefootball culture+4 | Charlie EccleshareDavid Walker | Football Focus | QatarCoventry+1 | Premier LeagueYork City+5 | SAILYCLICHES | 42m 45s | |
| 4/22/26 | Elite barbers' FPL advantage, the Collins-Tomkins dilemma & doing The Terrestrial✨ | Fantasy Premier LeagueFootball commentary+4 | Charlie EccleshareDavid Walker | Football ClichésDreamland+1 | — | Fantasy Premier LeagueMorgan Gibbs-White+6 | NordVPNcliches | 47m 01s | |
| 4/20/26 | Lee Dixon on toast, “advantage City” & a commentator's Copacabana complex✨ | football commentaryPremier League+3 | Charlie EccleshareDavid Walker | Coventry CityGary Weaver+1 | — | footballcommentary+6 | SAILYCLICHES | 46m 55s | |
| 4/15/26 | Unexpected Stevenage, premature hauntings & the Premier League goal caught on CCTV✨ | Champions Leaguefootball culture+4 | Charlie EccleshareDavid Walker | Champions LeagueJorge Mendes | — | Champions League match ballCarlos Queiroz+5 | NordVPNcliches | 49m 32s | |
| 4/13/26 | Half-and-half Shakespearean scarves, scouting for Shevchenko & the half-dozen crisis✨ | commentator's cursefootball statistics+4 | David WalkerNick Miller | Wolverhampton Wanderers | — | commentator's cursePep Guardiola+5 | — | 41m 21s | |
| 4/9/26 | The Football Cliches Quiz XXIII: Cliches vs Career We Go✨ | Premier Leaguefootball incidents+3 | BobbyTheo+1 | Career We GoFootball Clichés | — | footballquiz+5 | NordVPNcliches | 1h 22m 22s | |
| 4/7/26 | FA Cup lustre status, Ally McCoist's cliche mashup... and every Premier League game ever✨ | FA Cup quarter-finalsfootball cliches+5 | Charlie EccleshareDavid Walker | Happy Hunting GroundsPremier League+3 | — | FA Cupfootball cliches+6 | — | 45m 51s | |
| 4/1/26 | The Extinction XI✨ | football player typesfootballing fashion+5 | David WalkerMichael Cox | DreamlandFootball Clichés+1 | — | goalkeeperssweeper+5 | NordVPNcliches | 1h 13m 34s | |
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| 3/30/26 | Biggleswade bragging rights, Tanzania 0 Liechtenstein 1 & Keysey's perfect Christmas✨ | Sunday League managementfootball commentary+3 | David WalkerNick Miller | The Killers | BiggleswadeTanzania+1 | Sunday Leaguefootball commentary+3 | — | 57m 19s | |
| 3/26/26 | Football vs The Dictionary: Susie Dent on bus-parking & bouncebackability✨ | language of footballfootball terminology+3 | Susie Dent | Countdown | — | bouncebackabilityfootball terminology+3 | NordVPNcliches | 1h 08m 05s | |
| 3/24/26 | ![]() The Carabao Supremacy, yodelling commentators & the absolute Joe Hart | Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: a cultural review of the Carabao Cup final, a yodelling commentator at Craven Cottage, Glenn Hoddle's idiosyncrasies rubbing off on his commentary partner, a borderline “rolling back the years” case study, the rise and rise of Joe “Absolute” Hart, FIFA reveal the most "Super Sunday intro" song ever heard... and Richard Keys’ voice in slapstick megalomaniac cartoon villains. Play the new Happy Hunting Grounds daily quiz at games.footballcliches.com Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices | 43m 11s | ||||||
| 3/19/26 | ![]() GoPro goalkeepers & textbook crossfield-pass apologies: The listeners' loves & hates | Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate their niche footballing fascinations and irritations. Among the selections are the GoPro goalkeepers of non-league, the concept of an English fan being really, really into the Australian A-League, the "overhit crossfield pass" apology transaction and a man who thinks he’s cracked the pressing structures of elite football in the 2020s. Meanwhile, the Adjudication Panel discover David Beckham’s under-reported claim to football history and enjoy the latest Cliches-referencing wrestling commentary from the USA. Play the new Happy Hunting Grounds daily quiz at games.footballcliches.com Sign up for Dreamland, the new members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices | 1h 01m 07s | ||||||
| 3/17/26 | ![]() ”My baby looks like Gary Megson", MOTD donking & in dreamland with Bodo/Glimt | Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: the tense early exchanges of Dave's parenthood, Peter Drury resorting to the L-word at the Emirates on Saturday, Max Dowman's World Cup clamour rating, the use of the word "donk" on Match of the Day, the media's gleeful pursuit of an ever-willing Harry Redknapp, some archive Jonathan Pearce audio, Bodo/Glimt's 2025/26 residency in dreamland, great physicist's names in UEFA Conference League scoreboards and the national panic over English sides' struggles in the Champions League knockouts. Meanwhile, the pod announces the new Happy Hunting Grounds daily quiz game, which is available to play at games.footballcliches.com Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices | 53m 07s | ||||||
| 3/12/26 | ![]() BBC live-text sad lads & watching football in the boozer, with Jimmy "Dead Pubs" McIntosh | The pod welcomes the writer, esteemed pintsman and creator of Dead Pubs, Jimmy McIntosh, for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks, as he chooses his six personal fascinations and irritations of football. Among Jimmy's selections are the nuances of watching live games in the pub (feat. Arsenal fans doing the Gyokeres celebration), the pioneering work of sporting director Damien Comolli, British football's aversion to poetic player nicknames, the rise (and potential fall) of "limbs" culture and the logistical nightmare of the half-time stadium pint. Meanwhile, the Adjudication Panel reflect on the subtler elements of Tuesday night's Atletico-Spurs chaos. Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices | 1h 09m 16s | ||||||
| 3/10/26 | ![]() FA Cup scares/dumpings/cruises, dark orange cards & Roman gladiator VAR | Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and Nick Miller. On the agenda: a new shade of yellow card is invented, VAR delays in Roman times, legendary goalscorers' names in police documentaries, Neil Warnock's ultra-obscure cultural references in post-match interviews and Richard Keys on Indy 500 hosting duties. Meanwhile, the panel classify each FA Cup fifth-round exit/progression and ponder if someone could ever win player of the month with just a single-game performance. Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices | 47m 38s | ||||||
| 3/5/26 | ![]() The freefall threshold, Benjamin Sesko's windows & the streets forgetting Santiago Munez | Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and James Maw. On the agenda: the official start to the business end of the season, Wolves getting people whispering, Evann Guessand's very precise transfer clause, other podcasts adopting the Cliches Way, Benjamin Sesko's windows, Emma Radacanu's Watford coaches and Richard Keys featuring in a sensational URL. Meanwhile, the panel determine the exact criteria for a team to be in “freefall” and which football clubs have the most similar level of prestige as their local university. Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices | 50m 23s | ||||||
| 3/3/26 | ![]() Co-commentary cues, flopping full-backs & the "one of our own" threshold, with Lucy Ward | The pod welcomes TNT Sports co-commentator Lucy Ward for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks, as she chooses her six personal fascinations and irritations of football. Among Lucy's selections are the joy of young players making their senior debut, fence-perching and megaphone-toting Continental ultras, the post-goal cue for a co-commentator to wax lyrical, the "Ayling Flop" and clubs tenuously claiming youth signings as "one of their own". Meanwhile, the Adjudication Panel hear an unexpected pre-penalty shout at Yeovil, ponder a potential technicality in awarding the save of the season, and get mathematical about passes being put on a proverbial "sixpence". Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices | 1h 02m 11s | ||||||
| 2/26/26 | ![]() The 5-a-side keepers' union & World Cup pub bunting: The listeners' loves & hates | Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and Nick Miller entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate their niche footballing fascinations and irritations. Among the selections are the mid-game solidarity between opposing 5-a-side goalkeepers, top-half teams with wildly anomalous goal differences, managers who performatively refuse to watch their players taking penalties, and the attitude of pubs towards their flag-based bunting during major tournaments. Meanwhile, the Adjudication Panel enjoy a quintessentially Scottish football phone-in caller and a listener flags a very niche noise made by a commentator that we will now never be able to ignore. Sign up for Dreamland, the new members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices | 56m 45s | ||||||
| 2/24/26 | ![]() Literally ghosting, Larry David's Champions League commentary & Sir Alex's 2011/12 title curse | Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and, for his 100th appearance, Nick Miller. On the agenda: a cultural review of the North London derby, the threshold for a team "laying a glove" on the opposition, Champions League commentary with an unexpected voice twin, the concept of “losing the dressing room” handily explained by the BBC, the latest superbly-named Brazilian youth player and a classic Richard Keys interview from the late 1980s. Meanwhile, the panel reveal the real reason that Manchester City pipped Manchester United to the Premier League title in 2012. Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Download SAILY in your app store and use code CLICHES at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For more info, visit https://saily.com/cliches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices | 53m 45s | ||||||
| 2/19/26 | ![]() Hoddle's Curse strikes again, the world-record fans' favourite & a saucy U-turn | Adam Hurrey is joined on the midweek Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Glenn Hoddle suffers the commentator's curse in the Champions League once again, Tony Dorigo's possible claim to an obscure football record, Coventry 3 Middlesbrough 1 boiled down to its purest Gary Weaver, an unexpected return for Gazzetta Football Italia (sort of), and the news of a football-themed Dutch reality TV show. Meanwhile, the panel decide the most acceptable moment and game state for a fanbase to ask their manager to "give them a wave". Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices | 41m 35s | ||||||
| 2/17/26 | ![]() The Forest-Watford Vortex, champagne players & Pep vs Daffy Duck | Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by David Walker and Nick Miller. On the agenda: Pep Guardiola vs Daffy Duck in a fight for the soul of the FA Cup, whistling co-commentators, footballers’ names in US cop documentaries, Jamie O’Hara and Jason Cundy exceed themselves on Talksport, Michael Owen vs Ryan Giggs in the "Far East betting company ambassador video" stakes and predicting Richard Keys’ next withering managerial nickname. Meanwhile, the panel ponder the most Watfordy Nottingham Forest manager never to manage Watford... and vice versa. Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Download SAILY in your app store and use code CLICHES at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For more info, visit https://saily.com/cliches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices | 49m 35s | ||||||
| 2/12/26 | ![]() Generic Spurs punditry, regurgitating possession & ding-dong stalemates: The 500th episode | Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker for the 500th episode of the podcast. On the agenda: the finer details and ramifications of Thomas Frank being sacked by Spurs, celebrity chefs' names in Premier League goals, superb sponsors in National League clubs’ full-time tweets, Adidas releasing a disgustingly expensive multipack of every World Cup ball ever, the dubious concept of a "ding-dong stalemate", and the least exciting "Winner Stays On" TikTok video football will ever produce. Meanwhile, the panel attempt another scaling of the Happy Hunting Grounds Ladder, the ultimate Premier League goalscoring quiz challenge. Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices | 49m 43s | ||||||
| 2/10/26 | ![]() Introverted full-backs, radio commentary synchronicity & the Champions League of trees | Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: Steve Bruce adds a crucial syllable to Pep Guardiola's legacy, gloriously synchronised radio commentary at Derby County, an unlikely candidate to be the new David Attenborough, an all-conquering UK tree qualifies for Europe, and a new use for the much-maligned Stockley Park. Meanwhile, the panel pick apart the confused, "common sense"-obsessed discourse in the aftermath of Liverpool 1 Manchester City 2. Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Download SAILY in your app store and use code CLICHES at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For more info, visit https://saily.com/cliches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices | 44m 12s | ||||||
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