FOREVER MIDNIGHT - Horror Movie Podcast.

It's that time of year folks! One of the podcasts top dawg Patrons has a birthday tradition of choosing 2 Tales From The Crypt episodes for the FM3 to watch and chat about! Jef, Josh and Brian love having these episodes curated for them and couldn't wait to hop back in the crypt and see what campy goodness this wonderful Patron chose this time around! First off the guys checked out "Korman's Kalamity" (Season 2 - Episode 13) about a wacky comic book artist drawing some monsters that may in fact be a little too real. Next up the crew watched "House Of Horror" (Season 5 - Episode 7) about some horrible frat boys torturing some noobs for pledge week and finding out they done fucked up! This is a lengthy episode for two half hour TV shows but you know how these guys roll! Side quests about candy, the little rascals and the finer points of smearing dog shit all over your favorite 80's blouse! So you know it's gonna be a fun one! Enjoy!

The FM3 are off again to beautiful Italy at the request of one of their amazing Top Dog Patreons! This time around Jef, Josh and Brian are checking out Argento's "Inferno" from 1980! The guys were excited to finally watch the master of Italian Horror's less talked about installment in his 3 Mother's Witch Trilogy. As huge fans of Argento's film "Suspiria" the crew could only imagine the vivid colors, crazy deaths and a few confusing moments and they were not let down. This beautiful flick is one you should all check if you have not yet. Fire up the cauldron and get that sketti cooking because the witches are in roast mode and no one is safe!

In this episode Josh leads the FM3 down a path the guys have travelled before...A sweet looking poster, a beloved director all wrapped up in some 1970's horror - "DEAD OF NIGHT"! What could possibly go wrong? After all, a disastrous trip to the Vietnam War has never looked so fun as the great times the family in this film are having! Their beloved one and only son has returned from death to sit in his favorite rocking chair upstairs annoying his dad, disappearing to shoot up that crazy drug blood that is all the rage and occasionally strangling his Father's favorite doggy. Plus He even drives like a bat out of hell, so folks watch your poor legs as this cool ghoul rips around town trying to find a shallow grave to settle down and call home! The Monkey's paw of the story is you wish for another banger from the legendary Bob Clark and instead you wake up from a mediocre "DEATHDREAM"!

In this episode the FM3 checks the old answering machine to see what the listeners have to say. Topics that are touched on range from healthy heart foods, Fred Durst, Steven Seagal, foggy London town, creepy musical instruments and of course a teeny bit more shit talking about Nu-Metal. It's a fun episode and we hope you enjoy it! If you wanna leave a message for Jef, Josh and Brian to end up on a future Voicemail episode you can call 707-327-2984.

In this episode the boys get their pranks on with Josh's pick the overlooked April Fools Day flick "Killer Party" from 1986. Besides shooting the shit about prince and obscure 80's films in this episode, the FM3 may have stumbled truly onto a hidden gem, or a possible diamond in the rough. From the jump things are looking very promising, and any horror film that kicks off this way has gotta be good, right?! Well Jef, Josh and Brian will leave that decision up to you, the one thing that is for sure is that this weird little movie has charm and charm goes a long way for The Forever Midnight guys. Enjoy!

In this episode the FM3 tackle a pick from one of their Top Dawg Patreon patrons. The First film from "Mandy" director Panos Cosmatos, the moody, creepy sci-fi slow-burn "Beyond The Black Rainbow". This film simmers between a nightmare and fever dream and really what more could you ask for? Sure it's slow, sure the story is barely a story, but it looks like a trillion bucks and the Forever Midnight crew suggest you give it a watch, at least once.

In this episode Josh picked a movie for the crew to watch and talk about but didn't remember until he saw the movie what it was that made him pick it. Yes you read that right hahaha. He chose the 1986 peeper production "Crawlspace" featuring nobody's favorite difficult actor Klaus Kinski. This movie is a weird wild one with "Gunther" (Mr. Kinski) being a huge creeper from start to finish. Plus knowing how difficult it was to make it with him it's amazing that this film is as watchable as it is. Sure it has its moments but also thank the Dark Lord it's short. It is worth a watch if only to see a genuine madman getting paid to just be a crazy bastard. Enjoy!

In this episode the FM3 are riding shotgun once again with Ghostface! That's right, Jef's fave franchise has another installment and the boys are chatting about it! Knowing about the ups and downs that happened before this film got started, our dudes wondered what they would do with this one. Regardless, folks get to see Ghostface merkin' fools left and right and the OG final girl from the series is gonna serve up a piping hot cup of ass kicking. So stick together, and remember the killer is always someone you know. Enjoy!

In this episode it's Jef's turn to choose and He decided on a flick that has been haunting him for many moons 1989's "Hider in the House". While not categorized as a horror film, the premise of Gary Busey living in a hidden room in your attic is one of the most horrific things Jef, Josh and Brian could ever imagine. This movie delivers all the horror tropes you could ask for and also begs the question, is it possibly an off season sequel to Halloween? Meanwhile, the FM3 have long been worried about a Hider in the Scary Movie Research Center, there is plenty of candy, beers and Brian's sweatshirts to wear that a creep could live comfortably that is until the day he started popping up trying to convince Brian and Josh that Jef had another podcast he was cheating on them with. But before it was too late, Jef discovered his stash of old beans and playboy's in the supply closet and had to battle him to the death so he could keep Forever Midnight going. Whooo, That was a close one.

In this week's episode, The FM3 Hit the theater to check out the Nia DaCosta directed second part of the new 28 Years Later trilogy "The Bone Temple"! After loving the first installment Jef, Josh and Brian had high hopes for this one and it did not disappoint. Brian even got MORE giant infected zombie dong so you know he was hyped. If you get a chance head out and support this one in theaters while it's still playing. The FM3 give it the old Samson Salute! (Which is just the three of them standing in a field naked tripping balls staring at the moon). So you know it's good! Enjoy!

(TRIGGER WARNING: Sexual Assault, Child Murder, Racism, Bodily Fluids, Cannibalism and a Contagious Virus. Please skip this episode and this movie if any of those subjects are a deal breaker for you) In this episode Jef, Josh and Brian are put to the test with another Top Dawg Patreon Pick! This time around the poison chosen for the guys is 1996's "Ebola Syndrome". This flick is filled with one of the worst villains in cinema history, doing some of the most fucked up crimes in cinema history. This dastardly man Kai San is portrayed by the one and only Anthony Wong. No person is safe in Hong Kong or Africa when this guy is doing his dirty work. Jef, Josh and Brian had a hard time with this one but being the podcast professionals that they are, they toughed it out and brought you the episode that lies before you. So strap in, because this is gonna be a rough ride. Maybe wear a mask for this episode, the FM3 are afraid just talking about this horrible man's shenanigans will infect you wonderful listeners. Enjoy?

It's 2026 and the FM3 are back in the saddle! This time around the guys are watching a Top Dawg Patreon pick. Chosen for the guys is the 2002 Nü Metal mess-terpiece "Queen of the Damned. Jef, Josh and Brian have been talking about checking this blood sucking blowout for many years. Finally they are forced to watch and listen as "The Vampire Lestat" becomes the hip Nü music that will usher in a Nü era of vampires wreaking havoc on the ears of the mortals. Get ready to Räwk!

In this episode, keeping with the winter frosty theme from last week, The FM3 hit the slopes and freeze their giggle berries off checking out Adam Green's "Frozen" from 2010. This film is a simple survival horror film but it sure does get the crew talking about their fears,tribulations and stories about hot doggin' out in the icy mountains as well as other remote locals like Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk and Singapore. So get a jacket and some mittens because It's about to get real cold in here and whatever you do, don't call The Ski Patrol!