Hate Watching Greenland 2: The Slow Death of Cinema

About this episode

The hosts critique the film Greenland: Migration for its lack of logical consistency and character development.

Send us Fan Mail A sequel can be bigger, darker, and meaner, but it still has to make sense. We take on Greenland: Migration as a natural disaster movie and post-apocalyptic survival thriller that keeps sprinting past its own logic: rations that magically last years, bunker life that feels weirdly comfortable, and character deaths that happen so fast they barely register. We’re not asking for a documentary. We’re asking for cause and effect, stakes that stick, and a world that doesn’t collaps...

People in this episode

Hosts: Dan Goodsell, Tony Czech

Topics covered

• sequel films
• natural disaster movies
• post-apocalyptic thrillers
• film logic
• character development

Keywords

• Greenland 2
• cinema
• film reviews
• disaster movie
• survival thriller

Mentioned in this episode

Books & works: Greenland: Migration, Greenland 2

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