Horror Vanguard

Your (g)hosts continue their quest to uncover the new home of Horror Vanguard. However, this leg of the journey unravels as a computer glitch renders the Bug half of the discussion unusable; for now. Unexpectedly akin to a certain truck fused together like a certain literary monster like certain gendered bodies, this show is also a thing made of its own dissolution, at times. Enjoy, won't we. Discuss the geopolitics of metaphor with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky You can support the show for less than the cost of a oneway ticket out of the material conditions that have come to define your life at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Well, that's enough of big city living. I'm sure it will be far safer and far more normal-er for us if we take this camper van where Google Maps fears to tread. Discuss your favorite hills, cols, escarpments, and terracettes which also have occularity with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky You can support the show for less than the cost of franchise opportunity at a rural gas station with a nearby community and frequent tourists! at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Get access to the full episode on our Patreon Page: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard HV Classic goes undercover into the deregulated confections industry to break the story on the horrible abuses behind your favorite Willy Wonka brand candies. Can we find some proto-utopian prefigurations in this post-scarcity candyland or is it all dystopian refuse and chocolate runoff? Discuss your favorite OSHA-violating sweets with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/ twitter.com/horrorvangaurd www.horrorvanguard.com You can support the show for less than the cost of Everlasting Gobstopper at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Chapter 2: Our heroes quest for answers. A villain falls prey to their own schemes. A surprise visit brings the dawn. Films Reviewed: The Amityville Horror (1979) Amityville II: The Possession Amityville 3D Amityville 4: The Evil Returns Amityville: The Curse Amityville: It’s About Time Amityville: A New Generation Amityville: Dollhouse The Amityville Horror (2005) Amityville: Awakening The Amityville Haunting The Amityville Asylum Amityville: Death House Amityville: The Final Chapter (Sickle) Amityville: Playhouse Amityville: Vanishing Point The Amityville Legacy (AKA Amityville Toybox) The Amityville Terror Amityville: No Escape The Unspoken AKA The Haunting of Briar House Amityville Exorcism Amityville: Evil Never Dies (Rereleased in 2020 as amityville: Clownhouse) Against the Night (Amityville Prison) Amityville: Mt. Misery Road The Amityville Murders Amityville Island Amityville Vibrator Witches of Amityville (Amityville Witches) The Amityville Harvest An Amityville Poltergeist The Amityville Moon Amityville Cop Amityville Cult Amityville Vampire Amityville Scarecrow Amityville Uprising Amityville: Gas Camber Amityville in Space Amityville Hex Amityville In the Hood Amityville Karen Amityville Christmas Vacation The Amityville Exorcist Amityville Thanksgiving Amityville Scarecrow II Ghosts of Amityville Amityville Ride-share Amityville Death Toilet Amityville Frankenstein Amityville Job Interview Amityville Elevator Amityville Emanuelle Amityville Ripper The Last Amityville Movie Amityville Backpack Amityville Bigfoot Amityville Webcam Amityville Turkey Day Once Upon a Time in Amityville Amityville AI Amityville: Where the Echo Lives (The Girl from the Other Side) Amityville Void Amityville VR Amityville Apartment The Amityville Dawn Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore Amityville Outhouse Amityverse The Amityville Lost Tape Subhuman: The Amityville Experiment Amityville: La Llorona The Amityville Cute Farting Cat (Short) The Amityville Quilt Store (Short) Amityville 80: The Slashening (Short) The Amityville Exploitation (Short) The Amityville Slasher (Short) Amityville Cabin (Short)

Finally, a right-wing podcast for the grindset horror fans. Join Kyle and Kay, who have always been the hosts of this specific podcast as they discuss UNTILL DAWN. Finally the only two cultural forms - movies and a strange thing call video games - collide. Welcome to ALL HORRORS ARE VANGUARD Tell us about your favorite way to maximize your ROI at patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Jon and Kyle sit down to talk about Tobe Hooper's first movie, Eggshells. Support the show for a lot less than the price of a carton of eggs at patreon.com/horrorvanguard Tell us your fave Jon/Kyle cinema at https://bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social

Join us for a discussion of all things home improvement. Tell us your favourite DIY tips at https://bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social Support the show for less than the price of giving Steven Soderbergh monety for another movie at patreon.com/horrorvanguard

A true movies rock moment Let us know your favourite traditional Irish dance at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social You can support the show for less than the price of a shot of whisky! Pitch in at: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

In order to discuss scary spiders, we must first turn our attention to tech investing in San Francisco. You can get access to this bonus episode and our entire back catalogue of bonus episodes on our Patreon page which is a thing you should do irrespective of your fear or love of larger-than-average spiders. Patreon.com/horrorvanguard if you dare. Discuss your favorite types of animal-centered horror films that are actually proxies for wider economic, class, and material anxieties with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (Website currently handed over to a team of spiders for finishing touches.) You can support the show for less than the cost of wrangling a cluster of one of the few species of social spiders at: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Check out librarypunk: https://www.librarypunk.gay You can listen to us discuss The Day After Tomorrow today with the entire librarypunk crew! Discuss your favorite types of things you've gotten from your local library with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (website currently checked out by another patron) You can support the show for less than the cost of you can go, right now, and pick up a free library card from your local library and discover everything from books to free streaming apps and even classes to learn new stuff which may or may not be spooky and then, after you have gotten involved with your local library, you can pitch in at: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

Kyle and Jon continue their tenure as the HV tech-priests during the Age of Apps. Discuss your favorite types of rooms with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (website down to minimize collective screen time.) You can support the show for less than the cost of basically any app's subscription cost at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard Précis music: "House of Undoing" by Aleksis Tristan Shaw (itch.io/profile/aleksis-tristan-shaw). Available for use under the CC BY 4.0 license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/), at https://aleksis-tristan-shaw.itch.io/dark-piano-vol-ii

Get the full episode (and quite possibly future discussions on mammalian sea life on our Patreon page! It's a Jaws Ripoff Isekaied into Moby Dick by way of Taxi Driver with the plot structure of Dragonball Z and the cultural poise of The Exorcist with a touch of Star Trek. This movie is incredible. Discuss your favorite sea life with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (A team of highly trained Orca are hard at work getting the HV website back up and running.) You can support the show for less than the cost of an orca why not at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard Précis music: "Homeward" by Aleksis Tristan Shaw (itch.io/profile/aleksis-tristan-shaw). Available for use under the CC BY 4.0 license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/), at aleksis-tristan-shaw.itch.io/atmospheri…i-fi-music

In space no one can hear you scream, but they can hear you podcast! We're joined by Josh Boerman from Worst of All Possible Worlds to chat about a classic horror movie and finally get to the bottom of what that blue laser actually means... Listen to Worst of All Possible Worlds: https://www.worstpossible.world Keep up with Josh at: https://www.joshboerman.com on Bluesky @bosh.worstpossible.world Discuss your favorite mechanical keyboards with Horror Vanguard at: bsky.app/profile/horrorvanguard.bsky.social www.horrorvanguard.com (I built the website using an old MU-TH-UR 6000, bear with me) You can support the show for less than the cost of 20 million tons of unprocessed space ore at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard Précis music: "Moon Base LOOP 16bit" by Aleksis Tristan Shaw (itch.io/profile/aleksis-tristan-shaw). Available for use under the CC BY 4.0 license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/), at https://aleksis-tristan-shaw.itch.io/atmospheric-sci-fi-music